The Stormtrooper Tales: S.P.I.

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THE STORMTROOPER TALES I

S.P.I.



While spreading the new brand of “peace” to the Empire, two Stormtroopers, Barry and Larry, explore each world the Empire invades. This is their tale.

The S.P.I. Tale: While exploring an unknown dessert planet, Larry and Barry get separated from the rest of the 501st Legion. Always making the best of any situation, Larry and Barry begin to explore the strange but familiar surroundings.




Larry: What a desolate place this is.
Barry: Look at it this way…at least we got some peace and quiet. We deserve a short vacation. It’s gets boring destroying all those civilizations. Some variety will do us some good.




Larry: We are going to be in big trouble this time.
Barry: Stop worrying. You worry too much. Hey, wait a minute……I’ve been here before.




Larry: Sure you have. Just admit, we’re lost!!!
Barry: Lost? Me?? I know exactly where I am. Don’t you?




Barry: And if my memory serves me correctly, there is a real cool hangout over this way. Come on, follow me.




Barry: Trust me, you are really going to like this place.
Larry: That’s what you said right before that rancor chased me into that cave full of nexu.




Larry: There is something up ahead.





Barry: No, that’s not it.
Larry: Are you sure? Looks pretty cool to me.




Barry: Yeah, I’m sure. I’ve stayed here before. This place is filthy. They have a real big problem with sand getting everywhere.
Larry: Perhaps we should report this back to Central Command.




Barry: Naaaa, they’ll find it eventually. The place I’m thinking of is just over those hills.




Barry: You know you should really lighten up, Larry.
Larry: I know, Barry. But I just can’t help myself sometimes…



Larry: W-W-What’s that smell???
Barry: It’s starting to come back to me now…




Larry: No, seriously……what’s that smell?!?!




Barry: Now this is what I’m talking about!!!




Larry: This place?
Barry: Last one in is a rotten Bantha!




Barry: HEY LADIES! I'M BACK!!!
Larry: Barry?
 
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Great ending... lol! And here I thought they were headed for Jabba's Palace to hook up with Oola.
 
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Funny, very funny. And unless you photoshopedthat last pic, I bet you got some strange looks on that beach
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Ha Ha Ha, Good job Longhorn!!
Very funny.
..and good for you, taking your figures to the beach. I don't think I'd have to guts to do that.

Did you put sunscreen on them?
 
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Haha. That was great S.A.

I wonder what people thought of you when you brought your figures to the beach.
 
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SpecialOpsUnit said:
Haha. That was great S.A.

I wonder what people thought of you when you brought your figures to the beach.
I thought it was funny too, and was wondering the same thing about what people must have thought seeing you taking the pics of Stormtroopers on the beach. Pretty funny.

 
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awesome.. I was expecting some ladies in bathing suits when he made the comment about being right over those "hills" lol.
 
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Thanx for all the feedback guys. I picked up these 2 Sandtroopers in South Padre Island while on vacation. So, since I was spending so much time on the beach, I created a short, comedic story for them.

That particualr day, the beach was full of seaweed. And the sand castle was left behind by somebody.

I don't know if everyone was looking at me funny, but one guy (who worked the parasailing/banana boat rides) did ask what I was doing. He said easily recognized the Stormtroopers, but wanted to know if I was working for somebody. I said, "Yes, this is for all of my fellow Scummers!"


Glad you guys enjoyed the funny story. I hope to make more over time.
 
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