OBi-Wan Kenobi in car accident

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Obiwan Kenobi arrested on charge of hit-and-run | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News


Some of the comments below the story were hysterical.

Darth Vader driving in LA : I sense a presence.... a presence I haven't felt since ....BAM!!!

Under arrest you are. The right to an attorney you have.

"Let's just say we'd like to avoid any legal entanglements"

He should have waved his hand and said "This is not the driver you're looking for..."

Alcohol leads to Stupidity, Stupidity leads to Recklessness, Recklessness leds to Jail time! Hahaha Shrouded by the Dark side he is.

The Fail is strong in this one..

Rest easy, son. You've had a busy day. You're fortunate to be all in one piece.

He was going "ludicrous speed."

And as luck would have it, not one of them had their deflector shields on

What a nerfherder

When he was brought into the station did the on-duty sergeant ask "Where are you taking this thing?"?

The midi-chlorian levels on this one are strong, 0.8%. , book him.

The suspect was witnessed leaving the scene in under 12 parsecs.

"That's no moon. It's a space station. Or a Hyundai."
 
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A guy on another forum said (paraphrased) "He's 37, so he predates ANH so he wasn't named after the character. Funny coincidence!" and it sure seemed like he was serious. "Maybe the guy had hippie parents who named him that" was the response after it was pointed out people can legally change their own names to just about anything they want. :rolleyes:
 

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I'm sure George's Lawyers are on the case atm, LFL I'm sure wouldn't want bad press going around.
 
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Never heard of this before - that is, the guy who changed his name to a SW character. I'd have thought GL would have squashed that chance of ever happening.

When I first read the title of the article, I thought Ewan McGregor had got into a car collision...
 
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"This little one isn’t worth the effort. Come let me buy you something…"

"I'll pay you $2000 now, and $15,000 when I make bail."

"I’m getting too old for this sort of thing "
 
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