Flacksguy's Funny Photonovels

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I wanted to have all my Photonovels together in one place, so CHEWIE suggested I open a thread here and do just that. Thanks for the advice CHEWIE and I hope that's OK with everyone else who vists this section regularly. Anyone who is familiar with the "Scummers Stories" ongoing thread in the ROTS section has already seen these stories. I'll start with my first story, originally posted back in July, and I'll probably do one a day. Thanks in advance for checking it out.




Order 67
7/06/05







Palpatine : "Excellent, my Clones, Excellent.
The Jedi have all been destroyed...Order 66 has been a SUCCESS!!!!
But now I have one more mission...one more very important mission.
I want you to......"








"...EXECUTE ORDER 67" !!!!!!








QD Clone : "OOOH...OOOH Can I do it"!!!
SA Clone : "No..Me...Me...Pick Me"!!!
Tank Gunner : "Please, I'm down on my knees...I can do that...these guys can't."
Clone Commander : "Sir, I feel this is a job for a CLONE COMMANDER."
Bacara : "Yeah, but one that was actually IN THE MOVIE"!!!!
Target Clone : "uhh Sir, Let me remind you that I am an EXCLUSIVE."



While the Clones discuss who will carry out Order 67...


BLAM!!!!!!......








....Thud......










"Huh...What the....?
Was that you???
Nope not me..."


(GASP)"....YOU"?????







3PO : "OH, Don't look so surprised...He drove me nuts too"!!!!


The End.
 
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Welcome Flacksguy! Glad to see we will be able to find your library of work here!

Jar Jar: One of the best!
 
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Well Done!!
That had everyone in my department coming to my cube to find out what was making me laugh so hard.
 
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Thank you everyone, glad you liked it.

This is a short one that I threw together the following day...


Obi-Wan's New Ride
7/07/05


On Utapau






Obi-Wan is still stunned by the betrayal of Commander Cody and the Clonetroopers-
but now must focus on a means to ESCAPE....







"My trusted BOGA is dead, but I need to make a quick escape...
where can I find another creature so SWIFT and AGILE to make my getaway,
does another animal so BRAVE even exist???
....WAIT...I think I have spotted such a beast...."









"COME ON KITTY, KITTY...YOU CAN DO IT....LOOK! THERE GOES A MOUSIE!!!
GO GET IT GIRL!!!!......aw nuts......"


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Always enjoy your mature sense of dry humor, good to see this here. I don't see how anyone could complain. After all, it's not like there have been a plethora of dioramas shown here lately.

I'm sure people who are familiar with Greenday101 will really appreciate the story you made related to him...

 
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Awesome.

This is great having all these in one thread now.
 
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I can imagine Obi-Wan ACTUALY riding a cat in Ep3!
'Obi-Wan rides his trusty kitten on the planet Utapau, as he chases Greivious who, through the cats eyes, is realy a mouse in a wheel. As Kitty and Obi-Wan chase the general through canyons the mighty beast lets out echoing "MEOWS".'
 
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OK, keep in mind that when I did this next story, Darth Vader was a lot harder to find then he is now.


The Adult Collector
7/09/05



Darth Vader waits in a local Toy Store to be taken to a good home...







Darth Vader : "aww yeah, here comes a good one...
Hey you check me out, a hard to find DARTH VADER, baby...
Mint card, Clear bubble, I'm the complete package,
you know you want me...."







Darth Vader : "Yes, He's picking me up.
Yeah he's good...probably mid 30's, clean cut, well dressed.
Perfect, looks like I'm going home with an ADULT COLLECTOR.
Yeah, won't be long before I'm sittin' pretty in a Star Case.












Adult Collector : "Look what I found for you today son."
Typical 3 1/2 Year Old Boy : "Wow, Thanks Dad"
Darth Vader : "Oh No...No...Not the KID...NOT THE KID.
KIDS BREAK TOYS. YOU CAN"T GIVE ME TO A KID!!!!!!!!!








Typical 3 1/2 Year Old Boy : "Come on Darth Vader,
Let's play LIGHTSABERS!!!!!"

WACK...WACK...WACK!!!!!!

Darth Vader : "ughhhhh.....what could be worse than this?"


Older Sister : "Hey, Can I play with your new Darth Vader?"










Older Sister : "Mr. Vader, would you like some Tea?"

Darth Vader : "NOOOOOOOOOOO........"


The End.
 
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I'm still lol'ing at that last one.


But my philsophy is opposite of yours. I beleive, that a toy isn't even alive yet until it's released from its plastic coffin.
 
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"NOOOOOOO..."

LMFAO! I could here it in m head!

Priceless!
 
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Thanks for the comments everyone.
Recently we had a series of awards over in the ROTS section for Photonovels. I entered this next story, and was able to squeak out a win against some very, very funny novels in the "Best Comedy" catagory.


The Original Ending to Revenge of the Sith
9/01/05


Great news everybody, now you wont have to wait until the DVD comes out.
I've found the storyboards to the LOST, ORIGINAL ENDING of Revenge of the Sith.
I can't believe George didn't use this one.



Darth Vader enters the Jedi Temple to carry out his orders....







Youngling : No, No, Master Skywalker Please.....

Vader : I'm sorry Younglings, I must show no mercy...








Mon Mothma : YOU'LL NOT HURT THESE YOUNGLINGS SKYWALKER!!!!


Vader : ......huh??? ......Julie Andrews???








Mon Mothma : Don't toy with me, I've been trained in your Jedi Arts. >>Wack<<

Vader : uhhh...Miss Andrews...I think you might be on the wrong set...








A fierce battle ensues---Mon Mothma gains the upper hand and forces Darth Vader back....



Meanwhile, in the ladies room.....








3PO : Oh R2, you've made Miss Padme's bath much too HOT!!!!
You must cool it down before her Pilates class is over....








3PO : OH NO !!! Master Anakin, LOOK OUT!!!!








Vader : YEE-OWWWW!!!!! IT'S HOT!!!!!!







Vader : Ahhh....I'm Melting,
it's melting my arms and legs...
....this sucks.....







Mon Mothma : You're finished Young Skywalker, I will leave now...I'll just assume you'll die after I leave.
Oh, and I'll take your lightsaber to pass on to your unborn ch...I mean to sell on ebay....







Vader : I HATE YOU..........................
...........I HATE YOU.....................

...................................................
.....but i loved you in "Sound of Music"............




The End.
 
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I must hand it to you Flacksguy, your photonovels are impressive, I've seen the last one somewere on the boards before, still gives me laughs!
 
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My kids get a kick out of these stories with their toys in them.
I let them help me with this one. My 6 year old daughter even took some of the pictures.

Oh, and nobody said we had to use 3 3/4 inch figures, right?



What the Toys Do When I'm Not Around
9/05/05






Anakin : O.K. Let me do a little search here....
Luke : What are we looking for?
Anakin : Quiet, I'll let you know when we...






Yoda : Alert...Alert....Coming our master is!!!!






Anakin : Crap...back to your places everybody!!!
Vader, Put the computer back to that crazy website he looks at!!!














.













Anakin : Whew, that was close,
O.K. the coast is clear.
He took a magazine into the bathroom, that means we've got at least 20 minutes.






Anakin : Back to work....I click here
.....enter some numbers.............
....click over here......and....DONE!!!!
Vader : Now what?
Anakin : We wait.....we wait 3 to 5 business days.









Six business days later.....











Me : All Right! A package for me?
Thanks mail carrier!!!






Me : Huh??? I don't remember ordering this....
Oh well, I'll just throw it in with the rest of the toys.











Later......














Anakin : Heh heh, I told ya boys, ebay is a beautiful thing!!!!

Hell-ooo ladies!!!!!



The End.
 
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Great Photonovels man! Everyone made me laugh. Espically like the first one "Look at me im down on my knees, the other guys cant do that"
Keep em comin
 
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Great job on these photonovels! They are quite funny. I especially like this picure. Mon Mothma seems made to fight in both the political AND physical arena.

 
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Thanks alot for all the comments.
I'm glad you guys like the stories.

This next one is just a short one I did with the help of my local Wal-Mart.




Grand Army of the Republic
9/06/05


Obi-Wan Kenobi lands on the Planet Kamino and is greeted by Taun We.....






Taun We : Welcome Master Kenobi, we've been expecting you. I trust you're here for an inspection...

Obi-Wan : Inspection? Just what is it I am to be
inspecting?






Taun We : Why, your Army, of course. Your Master Sifo-Diyas placed quite a large order.

Obi-Wan : Ahhh, an Army....a Grand Army of the Republic






Taun We : Well, maybe not a GRAND army.
You see, some of the CHECKS from Master Sifo-Diyas BOUNCED.....
but we were able to complete an army for you...at a discounted price.

Obi-Wan : Hmmmm...that's OK , I guess. May I see it?









Taun We : Well...here they are....they each come with Neimoidian Weapon Attack....
and the best part is, there are plenty...I mean PLENTY more where these came from.


Obi-Wan : uhhh.....thanks



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All of these have made me absolutley crack up
! I love the two clones hiding in the back on this shot
These are all HILARIOUS
!
 
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WOW !

this is hilarious,

it's the best mini stories too bad i missed them in the ROTS section

thanks chewie for asking him to post here


EDIT : the funny part is that Boga actually reminded me of my cat
 
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This one was one of my personal favorites.
It still makes me laugh.




Separation of the Twins
9/07/05


Yoda and Obi-Wan discuss the fate of the new-born twins....






Yoda : Hide the children we must, kept from Vader they must be.






Obi-Wan : I will take the boy to his home planet of Tatooine.
Yoda : Good, safe there he will be. The City of BALLY'S take him to.
There, much training he will have....






Trainer : Come on 5 more reps...feel the burn Luke. Remember every Hammer Curl you do-
is a Hammer Curl for the REBELLION!!!!!







Obi-Wan : ...and what about the girl?
Yoda : Chewbacca, Old Friend...take the girl to Kashsyyyk ,
safe there she will be, well hidden in the thick forests....
take on the characteristics of the natives she will....









....almost "Monkey" like characteristics.




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This is a little idea I got after reading CHEWIE's "FREE" thread. It was a thread he posted with pictures of people opening older figures, rare figures, figures that people would keep carded.
(Thanks for the idea CHEWIE)






Bacara, You Troublemaker!!!!
10/13/05




Bacara : Come on guys, let's release that poor figure from it's PLASITIC PRISON.
Everyone : YEAH!!!!!
Aayla : Release that poor soul!!!
Shocktrooper : Tear that package open-TEAR 'EM ALL OPEN!!!!







R4-G9 : A series of beeps and whistles (Translated- HOORAY, I'm Free!!!!!)
Everyone : HOORAY, He's Free!!!!

Bacara : Come on guys, I see another one.
Shocktrooper : RELEASE 'EM ALL!!!!







Red Guard : Ooooh, It's a Target Clone.
Bacara : Let's release that Clone!!!
Everyone : YEAH!!!
Shocktrooper : Rip that Case, RIP 'EM ALL!!!!







Target Clone : Ahhh...I can breathe....
Everyone : HOORAY!!!
Bacara : This way gang, I think I see another.







Bacara : Let's rip this baby apart.
Shocktrooper : uhhh...not so fast there pal...
Aayla : Yeah, uhhh...let's not mess with that one...
Red Guard : Maybe you shouldn't even touch it, I mean I'm only seeing like 12 figures on the back....






Bacara : Awww, come on, what's WRONG with you people??? Let's DO this!!!
Red Guard : I'm gettin' outta here.
Shocktrooper : Yeah, me too....Dude, you're on you're own.
Bacara : Bahhh, who needs you, I'll free this poor figure myself.






Bacara : .....crap......




The End.
 
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I didn't really like the new Lava Anakin and Obi-Wan. For 12.99 a piece I thought they were way overpriced, so I refused to buy them....but I got an idea for a story with them, so I had to buy them.
No harm done though, I returned them after I finished the Photonovel.
 
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Some People Are Fed Up With Target Exclusives
10/18/05


In a Target Toy Dept. just before opening.....





Clone Pilot : Man, look at us, we're a mess.
Grevious' Bodyguard : Hey look, here comes the stockgirl to straighten us up...
and I think she's got a couple of those new exclusives too!






Clone Pilot : Hi, Welcome to the top shelf.
Vader : What was that? Did you hear something Obi-Wan? For a minute there I thought I heard a BASIC FIGURE talking to an EXCLUSIVE!
Obi-Wan : Yeah, Listen pegwarmers, don't get used to seeing us around here. We'll be gone as soon as this place opens.
Vader : Ha Ha, What time does this dump open? 8:00? We'll be outta here by 8:02!!





Clone Pilot : What's with you guys?
Obi-Wan : Huh? Who do I have next to me? a GREY Clone Pilot?
Ha Ha Ha Ha yeah someone's gonna want you now that the BLACK one's out!!!
Clone Pilot : That's not nice...





Vader : Hey Obi-Wan, look who I have next to me! A #8 Grevious Bodyguard!
Hey Pal, you've been here since April 2nd, haven't you? Ha Ha Ha.
Grevious' Bodyguard : You guys are jerks!
Vader : Quiet loser, I think I hear the scalpers coming...


Target opens promptly at 8:04 and scalpers and collectors alike, rush to the Star Wars aisle.





Vader : Huh??? What the..???
Did you see that Obi-Wan???
He took the crappy figures!!!





Obi-Wan : Hey, this guy took a Tank Gunner! What the hell is wrong with these people?
Anakin : I think I saw someone buy a Bail Organa!!!





2 Hours Later....










Obi-Wan : uhh...there's something wrong here. They bought every other figure but us...
Do you think people are getting tired of Target Exclusives?
Vader : No way, that's CRAZY!!
Look...here comes a stockboy, he's probably going to move us to a better spot in the store....
....hey.....what's he doing.....
....what's he got in his.....






Vader & Obi Wan : AAAAHHHHHHH


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wow... these made me laugh out loud for real. Fantastic! Keep em coming!
 
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I found it funny that whenever there is a strange post in one of the threads, someone thinks it may be a certain banned member returning with a new screen name. So that's where I got the idea for this next story. I also wanted to do something with the mysterious "beehive clone". Ever since the movie, people have been wondering what his name is, so I wanted to do something with that idea too.
Oh, and I did not make these customs, I am nowhere near that talented. Glassman made them.


Cody's Orders
10/24/05







UTAPAU -Commander Cody and the 212th Attack Battalion are engaged in a heated battle against separatist forces....






....when Commander Cody receives a message over his hololink.






Palpatine : Commander Cody....the time has come...EXECUTE ORDER 66....
Cody : Yes sir
Cody (to himself) : I feared this day would come...but before I carry out my orders... there are just so many QUESTIONS I have....the main question is....





Cody : WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR GODDAMN NAME SOLDIER?????
Beehive Clone : huh? me?





Beehive Clone : Hey check it out, we look the same.
Cody : uhh yeah, that's great, nevermind that, I want to know your NAME, it's been bugging me all...






Beehive Clone : Didn't you read the application I filled out to join your legion?
Cody : That thing??? I tried to, but it rambled on and on, went way off topic, and almost all of the words were spelled wrong!!!





Beehive Clone : But did you like my Avatar? Wasn't it cool?
Cody : You're wha...What are you talking about?
Beehive Clone : Mara Jade is HOT!!!!
Cody You're making no sense, just tell me your name and...





Beehive Clone : Do you like music? I love music. What's your favorite Band? My favorite is Green---oops, Gotta Go...
....I was here 300,000,000xs....
Cody WAIT, YOUR NAME?????
....favorite band????





Cody : .....favorite band???
...Nah....couldn't be......





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Hilarious
! Love the greenday phrases said by the "unnamed" trooper, and this story is just overall funny! Absolutley fantastic
!
 
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Funny stuf Flacksguy,oh and good job on the custom beehive helmet clone trooper it looks really cool!
 
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Due you are a genius... kepp em coming.
 
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OK this is the last one and then I'm caught up, when I get around to doing another story, I'll post it here as well as in the Scummer's Stories thread.

And thanks again for all the comments everyone, glad you all liked the stories.


There are a couple of different versions of how Shaak Ti died, Grevious killed her...Anakin killed her....

I hope this will clear up the mystery once and for all....



The Sad Death of Shaak Ti
11/11/05


After the Jedi Purge,
the slain masters gather in JEDI HEAVEN to discuss their fate.....






Aayla Secura : So....Order 66, huh?
Didn't see that one coming....
Kit Fisto : Yeah, what's up with that?
Mace : Can't trust those SNEAKY POLITICIANS!!!
Luminara : Hey Shaak, we were never really clear on how you died. So what happened anyway? What's your story? How did you get rubbed out?





Shaak : Well...it's a little embarrassing...
...I'd rather not say....
Mace : Awww, come on, tell us girl...
Aayla : Yeah, how bad can it be?






Shaak : Well...alright, I guess...
I had just found my way aboard the Invisible Hand,
and began my search for Chancellor Palpatine,
when I was spotted by a squad of Battle Droids....






...there was probably 50 to 100 droids, but I made short work of them.
I was about to continue my search for the Chancellor when....






...I was confronted by GENERAL GREVIOUS.






I had always been afraid of Grevious, but I knew that if I could just stop SHAKING, I'd be more than a match for him.
And more than a match I WAS!!!
I gave him a nice little beating!!!






I whooped his a$$!!!!
You should've heard him crying..
...and Hey Mace, remember you thought it was you who caused his cough?
No Sir...
I crushed his chest like a bag of pretzels!!!
He started barking like a DOG with a 3 pack a day habit!!!






I was just about to finish him off when he got up and ran away like a sissy...so I decided to go rescue the Chancellor.....






Kit : Damn Shaak, this sounds like a good story.
Why do you think it's embarrassing?
Mace : Yeah Girl, this story is hardcore,
What happened next???
Shaak : Well....before I could get to the Chancellor, I...uh...got a little sidetracked by a friend of mine....






Jar Jar : Look Shaak TI!!!
Me-sa made these yummy sandwiches all by me-sa self!!!
Would you-sa like to try one?
Shaak : Sure Jar Jar, I'd love too.





Shaak ugh...Jar Jar...they taste a little funny......ack.....I don't feel so good.....feel...woozy....
Jar Jar : uh oh....what did me-sa do now....



The End.
 
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Man, sad to see the updates end, but can't wait for your next
! Thought this one was very funny too! It is amazing how you can make story after story funny. I love your work, hope to see a new "funny"novel
soon!
 
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Nice! Love the Pegwarmer story and the Bacara letting all the figures out!
Keep em comin!
 
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