Changing the plot: What if ...?

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ObiWan: I am Worried for my padawan
Yoda: Ah! Quit your wining! He'll be fine! Just like I was in my trip to jurassic park!

*flash back*

Car: VOooomm!
Automated Tour Guide: On your left you'll see a NorwiegenSquirrelasaurus!
Yoda: OMG! Where!
*A T-Rex Jumps out of the bushes and swallows the car whole, but chokes to death, so Yoda escapes*

Yoda: WOW! This place is NOTHING like my young years! That Was the Real Jurassic Era!

*Flashes Back in the Flash Back*

Buff 40 year old Yoda: Croicky! Its a Norwiegensquirrelasaurus! *looks closley* Wait a second!
T-Rex: AAAAAAAAH!!! *jumps out*
Yoda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
T-Rex: Uh, which way is the bathroom, I have to go REALLY BADLY!
Yoda: On the left, to the right! And if you can't find that use a tree!
T-Rex: *walks off*
Yoda: this is nothing like my Childhood!

*flashes back in flash back's flash back*

Little 10 year old Yoda: OMG THE BIG BANG!!!! OOOOOO! ITS PRETTY! Man! this is nothing like when I was a baby!

*flashes back in flash back's flash black's flash back*

Baby Yoda: GOOGOOGAGA! *poops*

*ALL FLASH BACKS END*

Mace: Uh, Masta?
Yoda: Uhhh...
ObiWan: WTF!
Yoda: Its All Coming back to me know! *starts singing show tunes*
Mace: MY EARS!!!!
ObiWan: MY SPLEIN!!!
*the younglings die of a heart attack*
Yoda: *starts singing oldies songs*

*Coruscant Explodes*
 
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CHANNEL SURF 3 REVENGE OF THE STUPID

Me: Let's see if anything is on TV today... *turns on TV*

Lady: Is your skin dry? Like an Ugly African Aligator that is HUGE And passing by me?
Gater: HEY! What's that supposed to mean?!
Lady: That your skin is UGLY!
Gater: AH! That Hurts my self esteem! I'm going to sew you for my psycologists bills! and then yall all wind up in debt, then you will die when your riding an indoor rolercoaster during a tornado!
Lady: What The F[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]

*flip*

Anouncer: Check this Jesse McCartney (SP???) Video Out!
Jesse: Uh..(starts singing) I FORGOT THE LYRICS TO THIS SONG! IT TOOK ME SO LOOOOOOONG! TO MEMORIZE IT!!!! OH BABY BABY! OOPS I DID IT AGAIN! I FORGOT THE LYRICS! I WAS A DUMB A[BEEEEP] BUT THAT'S GOTTA CHANGE OH BABY BABY! OOPS YOU THOUGHT WAS SMART! WELL YOUR WRONG MUTHA F[BEEEEEEEP]! *goes from singing to Rapping* THATS RIGHT! I'M A RAPPER B[BEEEEEEEP] And I don't like to tawk about it N[BEEEEP] I REALLY SUCK AND I AUGHTA (COUGH! COUGH! HACK!) *Falls over and passes out*

*flip*

Ron: Look Hermione! Its Harry Potter! And Boy he's gotten Hairy year!
Hermione: STFU Ron! Don't be such a Perv!
Ron: I meant that his hair is longer!
Hermione: WHAT EVER!

*flip*

Chenhai(made up name): I AM A SUMO WRESTLA! WHERE IS MY OPPONENT?!
Anouncer: An' We Still Don't see Chenhai's Opponent! OH WAIT! HE'S HERE!
Jabba: <WUTS UP YO! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR A{BEEEEEEEEP] HUTTESE STYLE!!!!>

*flip*

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yugi: ITS TIME TO D-d-d-d-dd-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-d--d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d----d-dd--d-dd-d--dd--dd-d-d- *continues going like that*
Joey: What The F[BEEEEEEEEP]!
Kaiba: DAMMIT CHEAP A[BEEEEEEEEP] Manga people! ALWAYS USING CHEAP RECORD PLAYERS!
Mokuba: I BLAME GLOBAL WARMING!
Yugi: -d-d-d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-duel!
Joey: Whatever!
Yugi: IF YOU LOOSE, I'LL RIP YOUR CARD!
Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies of a heart attack*

*flip* (actually I hate yugioh, and I'm surprised that I even remember the names, and I would have flipped a LONG time ago)

Joe: Hello, and welcome to fear factor! Our last challenge is to see who will be able to eat a dead Hutt! Keep in mind that in this special edition, If noone wins, I GET THE $$$!
Sally: Oh S[BEEEEEEEEP]!
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*flip*
Kalvin Cline: Buy My Underwear!
Micheal Jordan: OH YEAH! Check out these SWEET White Boxers!
Kalvin: Uh, they're yellow

Micheal: WTF! MAN! I shouldn't have drank so much at that party last night!

Anouncer: HANES: DON'T BE GAY AND PEE IN YOUR PANTS!

*flip*

Kid: My Belogne has a first name, and that is very gay!
Old Man: My Belogne has a second name, and I am very gay!
People: OSCAR MEYER HAS A WAY WITH H-O-M-O-S-E-X-U-A-L

*flip*

Boy: Look its a Beatiful Day!
Girl: OH NO! The Flying Worms are gonna Ruin our day of funology!
Boy: NOOOOOOOOOO! *dies of heart attack*
girl: OH NO! Now I'm alone!
Boy: *magically revives* HAHA! YOUR SCREWED! *Dies again*
Girl: What Am I gonna do?! OMG! ITS MAN OF POPCICLE!!!!
Man of popcicle: I'll SAVE YOU! Here is a popcicle!
Girl: uh, What the F[BEEEEEP] Am I supposed to do with a popcicle against a bunch of worms?! What kind of crack have you been smoking?
Man Of Popcicle: I assure you that it is a GOOD high grade Form of this Substance of which you speak!
Girl: Yep! you've definetly been smoking! ANYWAYS! How do I work this thing?!
Man Of popcicle: Uh, Eat it
Girl: REALLY! HOW DO YOU WORK IT?!
Man Of popcicle: There is a button on the side!
Girl: Oh! *pushes button*
* the flying worm props explode*
Girl: THANKS MAN OF POPCICLE!!!
Man of popcicle: Don't thank me! It was YOU And Popcilce!
Girl: Why thank myself? And Why didn't you help?
Man of popcicle: because I'm old and I get butt cramps, amd I only wear the tights because they make me feel pretty
Girl: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!



*TV Turns off*




Me: WTF! I gotta Check my Emails!
 
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Darth_Deastron said:
Yugi: ITS TIME TO D-d-d-d-dd-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-d--d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d----d-dd--d-dd-d--dd--dd-d-d-

Yugi: -d-d-d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-duel!
hahaha rofl
 
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During Episode I

Anakin: Master, where are we going?
ObiWan: Shut the F[BEEP] up! You'll find out when we get there!

*they go to the jedi council to test Anakin*

Mace: *Holds up a holo card*
Anakin: A ship
Mace: *Changes card*
Anakin: A Cup From the Milky Way Galaxy
Mace: *changes card*
Anakin: a holocard!
Mace: OMG HE'S PSYCHO!
Yoda: ITS PSY-CIC DUMB A[BEEP]!
ObiWan: OOOOOKAY!
KiAdiMundi: GET THOSE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUR MOM OUT OF YOUR HEAD SON!
Anakin: WTF!
Mace: SHUT UP FOO! Now! Let's Begin the READING PORTION OF THE EXAM!
Yoda: Read these "Doctor perscriptions you must!"
ObiWan: Why Doctor Prescriptions?
Adi: Cause, they're hand writing SUCKS A{bEEP]!
Anakin: OK! *recieves the perscription* Hmmm....uh....THE-
Mace: THE?! WTF! THAT SAYS PLATAPUS!

*later*

Yoda: OK, Finished you are! Any Questions?
Anakin: Yeah, uh master, where do babies come from?
 
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RESURRECTION!!!!!

I'm trying to bring this thread back, its kinda hard when noone wants to post! AAAAAAANYWays! here is my new story

On Mustafar

ObiWan: You can't beat me! I have the higher ground!
Anakin: Don't Underestimate me!!!!
ObiWan: Don't do it! I win!!!
Anakin: AAAAAAH!!!
*suddenly a lava blast from behind Obiwan and blows his head off*
Anakin: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *catches fire*

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After Dooku's death...

Padme: ANNIE!!!!!!

Anakin: OH PADME!!! *hugs*
Padme: Anakin...
Anakin: What?!
Padme:...
Anakin: WHAT!!!!
Padme: I, I, I
Anakin: Oh, Now don't go talking like the people from the Diary of Anne Frank!
Padme: But, I have something to tell you!
Anakin: YOU WERE BORN A MAN?!
Padme: No, I have a baby!
Anakin: OMG! OMG! OMFG! OH NO!!!!!!!! *starts hyperventalating*
Padme: Sit Yo A<BEEP> Down!
Anakin: *faints*
Padme: OH NO! *starts doing CPR*
Anakin: GIGGETTY GIGGETY GIGGETTY!!!
Padme: YOU'RE ALIVE!!'
Anakin: NO SH<BEEP> SHERLOCK!
Padme: good!
Anakin: This baby is a blessing, that we got for getting drunk, and beating the [censored]<BEEEP> outa Jar Jar

************************************************

Jar Jar: Everyone hates me don't they

Anakin: YEEEEEP!

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Palpatine: WE SHALL REORGANIZE THE REPUBLIC INTO THE FIRST GALACTIC EMPIA!!!!
Padme: OMG! *dies of a Heart attack, and falls out of the senate pod*

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Jar Jar's Speech lessons

Stewie Griffin: The Life of the Wife is Ended by the knife
Jar Jar: Da Lifsa of da wife is ended by da kife
 
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here's one

**obi just finished the calibration in the temple**

YODA: for the clones, a long time ot figure out the calibration it will take.

**clone walks by**

Clone: what the [censored]!!! who changed the calibration --talks to other clones on a radio--

Yoda: on second thought, very little time it will take

 
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LOL
Great! I can't think of anything all that funny, but I will post something when I think of it
 
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Luke: Yoda spoke of another
Ben: The other he spoke of is your twin sister, who has been hidden safely away
Luke: Leia, Leia is my sister
Ben: Your instincts serve you well
Luke: well, she is the only girl in the whole movie
Ben: damm, that's right. Not very much of a secret was it then.
 
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