Changing the plot: What if ...?

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Yeah, same here! Here is the official WORST WAY TO DIE:

Your running, and you trip on a chair and fly out the window of a skyscraper (sounds like something you'd see peter doing on Family Guy
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I thought of something, It's SERIOUS not comedic. What if Luke, istead of dropping down through Bespin, joined Darth Vader? But he would work under cover! Then he'd actualy join them, and Leia, Obi, or someone would bring him back to the light. Comments?
 
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Vader: Obi-Wan never told you the truth about your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Vader: No, Luke, I AM your father!

Luke: I won't believe you without a DNA test!

Vader: Very well.

*they head to Coruscant for a DNA test*

Luke: Well, what do ya know?

Vader: Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy, father and son!

Leia: And daughter! And grand-children.

Han: And son-in-law.

Vader: Uh...

Emperor: And Emperor.

Vader: When I got together with Padme, I didn't consider how much my family would increase.

Shmi's ghost: And mother.

Padme's ghost: And wife.

Obi-Wan: And best friend/brother/father!

Owen and Beru's ghosts: And stepbrother and sister-in-law!

Jawa's ghosts: And aqquaintances.

Vader: I don't know you people!

Watto's ghost: And former owner.

Gardulla: And first owner.

Maul's ghost: And attacker.

Sebulba: And rival.

Background Rebel: And extra.

Vader: AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*dives down to the surface*

Luke: Father, no! What about my galaxy?
 
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I've finished my AOTC remake (unfortunatley, I didn't save my PMed chapters onto the computer
), so some time soon, I'll post the first part of my ANH remake.
 
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ROFL Unknown! BTW I saved all of your PMed Remakes in case you needed them, LMK if you want them.

On Kamino

ObiWan: Look R4 It's Kamino!
R4: (NAAAAAW! Its a Norwiegen Squirrel!)
ObiWan: OMG Where?!
R4: (JK)
*it thunders*
ObiWan: Hey! *points at Taun We* Look R4 its a Brontosaurus!
Taun We: OMG! Where?!
*thunders*
ObiWan: Hey, You know they say when it thunders, that its really angels bowling?
Taun We: Yeah
ObiWan: What about rain?
Taun We: Its heaven's Leaky faucets that come from the Reabilitation center for Angels With Bladder Problems, So I guess you could say that we're God's Sewer.
ObiWan: EEEEEEWWW!
 
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If you could send me them, I'd be really grateful
! Send me them whenever you like. BTW, your Kamino post was great
!

Vader: We should just ignore them. They're just on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan. Wait a minute...Alderaan is a Rebel planet...and I gave Leia the plans for safe-keeping...

Imperial: Sir, the plans were stolen.

Vader: And I just bet that whoever stole them gave them to her! Capture that flag! And that ship!

Imperial:
? Whatever.

*they grab the ship*

C-3P0: There'll be no escaping for the princess this time.

Leia: Don't worry, 3P0. I can sneak away in one of these escape pods
.

C-3P0: I don't think so!

*draws out a blaster*

Leia:
!

C-3P0: Now tie her up, R2.

*he ties her up*

R2; (Man, are you sure we should be doing this?)

C-3P0: Don't worry, we still have their plans! Besides, if we leave her here, there may be a chance that they'll let the others live.

*they escape*

Imperial: There's one.

Commander: Take it out!

CLICK. CLICK.

Imperial: *sigh* Out of ammo
.

Commander: Even with the new space battles, Battlefront 2 still has limited ammo.

Imperial: Wait, how'd we get Battlefront 2 now, anyway?

Commander: Pirate copy.

Imperial: Pirate copy? Are we pirates
?

Commander: No, that's just another term for bootlegging.

Imperial: We're bootleggers?

Commander: *sigh* Yes.

Imperial: Wow...But I thought we were Imperials.

BLAST!

Commander: I need a new gunner over here.

*meanwhile, the rest of the Tantive IV crew has been mercilessly murdered by the only Stormtroopers who can actually hit their targets...and yet they're not even 501st troopers
! come on, man, these guys know how to kill stuff! show them some freakin' justice!*

Vader: What was that all about?

Leia: Well, so much for me staying behind protecting the crew!

Stormtrooper: There she is...tied up.

Stormtrooper 2: Hey, why don't we have some...fun
?

Leia: I've got Scrabble in that supply closet!

Stormtroopers: Yay!

*they play Scrabble, while...*

Vader: What have you done with those plans?

Colton: The princess has them!

Raymus: You are so gonna get a spanking for this treason, young man
!

Colton: Ah, jeez
.

Vader: Okay, pri...huh?

*he sees them all playing Scrabble*

Vader: ...can I play?

*meanwhile, on Tatooine...*

CRASH!

Obi-Wan: WTF
? Even after a whole thirty years since the Battle of Naboo, the galaxy is a ****ing mess!

To be continued...
 
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Anakin: I need him!

*Mace prepares to kill Palpatine*

Anakin: NO!

Mace: Oh, for God's sake! Why not?

Anakin: He's the only one who can save Padme!

Mace: Mutha, he's only trying to brainwash you! Look into mah crystal ball, and see yo' future!

*he sees Padme being choked by himself*

Anakin: OMFG! It's true!

Padme: I had a check-up and apparently I'm perfectly healthy.

Palpatine: Who the hell let you in here!?

Anakin: You must've been giving me those nightmares!

Palpatine: Well, duh!

SLASH!

Palpatine: I did NOT see that coming!

*dies*

Mace: It is over. Now I shall return to the Temple and inform the remaining Council members about what occured here.

Padme: And I'm gonna go see if I can get this God-damn baby out now! Man, it feels like I'm carrying tiwns!

*they both leave*

Anakin: What am I supposed to do? Hm...

*checks out Palpatine's will*

Anakin: What's a Sith Lord doing with a will? Hm...he leaves ME the entire galaxy!? A tad exaggerated, but it's hard to turn down...hm...

*he truns to the Dark Side, give the clones "Order 66", dominates the galaxy, and hires Repus Shadow to spread Empire-positive propoganda among the galaxy*
 
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Mabe, I'm thinking about doing a group spoof on my site, PM me if you wanna take part in it!

ObiWan: Anakin! WTF are you doing on Tatooine?!
Anakin: Padme Wanted a Kayt Dragon Tatooed to my Chest!
ObiWan: Ok! Carry on!
 
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here is another one!

Jango: Boba, here is a black book so if I die on Geonosis by getting my head cut off by Mace Windu, you won't be completely lost!
Boba: Thanks!


*they go 2 the Landing Platform*

ObiWan: OMG! *throws a homing becon at the Slave I but hits Jango Fett in the Head*
Jango: WWWOOOOOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *goes crazy and starts throwing Siesmic Charges all over the Place*
ObiWan: Dammit! *throws another one at The Slave I and hits it*
Jango: TAKE OFF!
ObiWan: NOOOOOOOOOO! *goes into his Delta 7 and takes off*

*suddenly the charges blow and create a giant Tsunami that drowns Frotoa city*

ObiWan: It aint dat easy!
QuiGon: Use the force!
ObiWan: Right! *switches off targeting computer*
Clone Pilot: General Kenobi! Why have you turned off your targeting computer?
ObiWan: STFU and Play along with it! *smokes some crack* aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Shoots the slave I*
Slave I: WWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAH!!!!! *goes crazy and starts throwing Seismic Charges all over the place*
ObiWan: Damn! *evades*
Jango: I GOTCHA! GO POKEBALL! *ejects a Pokeball at ObiWan and misses* F*CK!
Boba: Shoot the little f*cker!
Jango: I missed!
Boba: Sh[crap]!
Jango: Got HIM!
Boba: Great! Now throw the Pokeball!
Jango: NO!
Boba: WTF?!
Jango: I'll throw a HOMING MASTERBALL!
Boba: EEEEEEEEEWWWW!
Jango: I told you those books are unhealthy! *launches homing masterball*
Boba: WWWWOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!! We Caught ObiWan! YEAH!
Jango: DAMN! He died!
Boba: yeah!
Jango: lets go 2 Geonosis!
Boba: I'm Coo Wit Dat!

*later*

Boba: OH NO! My dad just died of an ironic death that only he could predict! Oh No! Actually, anyone could've predicted it, especially the jedi, but That's not the point!
Soooooooooooo, I guess I could go get that black book...Let me check where it is...

*later*

Boba: OMG! The book is on Kamino!

*on Kamino*

Librarian (Wrr): Srry, I took it, here you go!
Boba: Thanks Man! *walks away* HMMMMMMMMMM...lets see it says, that if you get hit in the head, go crazy and throw seismic Charges, OK!



That's all until I think of a new one! BTW How would you rate my stories in funniness 1-10 (1 being worst, 10 being hilarious) Thanks!
 
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Those were really good! I see you tied this one to a past one
. BTW, I rate your stories at about 8 to 8.5.
 
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Here is another one! This one fits both here and in Scummer's stories (its half photonovel and half Spoof)

A quick MS Paint Thing...




Anakin: Hmmm....Which one should I help, The Powerful sith lord, or the jedi, That's about to get his a** kicked?
Angel: Come on! That Sith Lord Could EASILY DESTROY HIM!
Devil: WTF! WTF! That big bald Black Guy against a little old man! Kill the Baldie!
Angel: WTF! He's a F**** SITH LORD! He's Just Bating you!
Devil: At least I don't Wear a stupid flying head band!
Angel: ITS A F*****ING HALO!
Devil: The Best Video game ever!
Angel: HELL YEAH!
Devil: Wanna Play?
Angel: Sure!
Anakin: Hmmmm...
Devil: Kill the ******!
Anakin:
You aint allowed ta say that!
Devil: I just did! *signs off*
Angel: Uh, gotta play Halo, Bye! *signs off*
Anakin: HMMMMMMMmmmmm....
 
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Thanks! BTW PM me if anyone is interested in making a group spoof!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Spoof! Teaser Trailer

Dumbledore: *pulls out a shiny cigarette lighter* AAAahh...finally! *sucks the lights* OOOO! that was Soooooo coool! *uses the light to light his cigarette* Finally! *smokes*
*Cut*
Hagrid: YOUR A WIZARD HARRY!
Harry: WTF! I'm no wiz kid! Me Stupid! *wines like a baby*
*cuts*
Fred: Thats professor Snape!
Snape: *picks his nose* I'M STUCK!
*cuts*
Quirrel: TRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOLLLLL! *dies*
Christopher Columbus: Off to Amrica We Go!
Chris Columbus: ooooooookkkkkkkkkk, Cut!
*cuts*
Hagrid: He name fluffy!
Hermione: He aint in no books!
*cuts*
Some Narrator with a low voice: Whenever the creator feels like writing it...
Harry: Wingardium Leviosa!!!!!! *turns his feather into a chicken*
Narrator (N): The Extremely STUPID Begining!
Ron: OMG! Harry Sushi!
N: OOOOOOOoook, that was wierd...

COMING SOON
 
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Harry Potter SPOOF! teaser Trailer 2!

Uncle: MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST!

*cut*

Nick: Hi! I'm Nearly Headless *head falls off*
Hermione: OMFG!

*cut*

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!

*cut*

Harry: but I'm 11 and I already wiegh 32 1bs!
Uncle: THEN F*CKING GO ON A DIET!

*cut

Voldemort: IIIIIIIII aaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fffffffffoooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiisssssssssss!

*cut*

Python: TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHhAAAAANNNNNNXXXXX YO!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone SPOOF! Coming Whenever I finish!

Harry: OOOGADEEBOOGADIEBOOO!
 
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Han: Where'd you dig up that OLD FOSSIL?!
Luke: Oh, I found it underneath a sheet in Aunt Beru's Bed the night Uncle Owen had to go out of town
Han: EEW!

**************************************************

Mace: Why you drinkin Mutha*****?!
Yoda: I always get drunk before a knighting Ceremony!

*later*

Yoda: Dug thy I do, JEDI KNIGHT! *Cuts off Anakin's Head* Dammit! *cuts off his arms* NO! *cuts off his legs* Aaaaah, whats the use?
 
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Mace: *ignites lightsaber* YOU UNDERARREST MUTHAF***A!
Elan: NO! It's Not Wat u think!
Mace: SUBSTANCE CHECK! *pulls death sticks from under his pillow* WTF IS THIS?
Elan: I DUNNO!
Mace: Really!
Elan: I DUNNO! Seth was here earlier, mabe he AAAAAAAARRRR! *punches Mace and knocks him out*
 
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Yoda: Younglings! There is a New student today! Kenmc McSou!
KenMc: I like to go by Kenny!
Yoda: Ok
Anakin: *raises hand*
Yoda: What?
Anakin: This! *kills KenMc*
Youngling: OMG YOU KILLED KENNY!
Other Youngling: YOU B***ard!
KenMc: AAAAAAAAAHHH! *goes to hell*
Satin: WHAHAHAHAHAHHaaaaaaaa!
Sadam Hussain: COME ON B****!
Micheal Jackson: KIDDIES!
KenMc: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 
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Leia: YOU SCRUFFING LOOKIE NERF HERDER!
Han: What?


*cut*

Leia: OUY YFFURCS GNIKOOL FREN REDREH!
Han: Was that Backwards


*Cut*


Leia: YOU LOOKING SCRUFFF-AH forget it!
 
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SW Drawn together/the real world

What Happens when you lock 5 SW Characters in a house...

Darth Vader: Ah, first day!
Jar Jar: Mesa Jar Ja- *dies cuz Vader Force choked him*
ObiWan: Let's get aquainted w/the house! *opens cabinet*
Elan: *pops out* Wanna buy some death sticks?
ObiWan: *Slams the cabinet shut*
Grievous: DEATH STICKS WHERE?! *opens Cabinet and buys them* Aaaaah *eats them* hmmmmmmmmm-*head pops off*
ObiWan: VADER DIE!!!!!!
Vader: *opens Comlink* Hello death star I'd like an extra large one topping piz-AAAAAAHHHh *gets cut by a lightsaber*

*at the DS*

Tarkin: RED ALERT! DESTROY THE HOUSE!!!!

*back at the house*

Elan: Wanna Buy Some Death Sticks?
Obiwan: You will go jump off a cliff!
Elan: OK! *jumps off a cliff conviently located in their living room*
Obiwan: I WIN!

Tarkin: GO! FIRE!!!
DS: ok time to take a wiz...*shoots green laser at the house*
ObiWan: F[beep]!

The House Explodes

THE END!!!
 
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LOL! All three were great!

Emperor: In time, you will also call me Master.

Luke: Okay...Master. Do I get a share of the galaxy now?

Emperor: Of course. Vader, young Skywalker will be taking your part of the galaxy. Jerjerrod, give him a ride to his new section. Also, change your name to something easier to remember than Jerjerrod, or I'll blow up your planet!

Jernerrod: You blew it up three days ago because you broke a nail!

Emperor: I'll have you know it took me 23 years to grow that nail! *perpares to zap him*

Jerjerrod: Come, Master Skywalker, let's go get you out of here.

Luke: Cool! I can't wait to see what part of the galaxy is mine!

*he gets dropped off at Tatooine*

Luke: WHAT!? This is it!?

Jerjerrod: The way things work around here.

*leaves*

Owen: *holding a rifle* You're gonna wish we hadn't told the Empire about those droids!

Luke: You told!? Why can't you ever loosen up for once!?
 
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ROFL!!!!


*on Geonosis*

ObiWan: WTF!? Machines Making machines, making machines, making machines, Making Machines! *turns around* and look there its a droid factory lets go check it out! *finds the CIS discussing stuff* OMFG LOOK! ITS SUDDAM HUSSAIN!

Sadam: We will supply the Nukes Count Dooku!
Dooku: Very well!

ObiWan: OMFG! IT'S OSAMA BIN LADEN
!
Osama: My suicidal freaks will destroy those Jedi!
Dooku: Thank you Osama
Sadam: Is this stupid meeting almost over I gotta get back ta satin!
Nute: OK then! I won't sign until that Hot Senator is killed!
Shu: Yeah wateva!
Wat: The techno union armies are on yo side B****!
Poggle: Whateva!
San: The-the-the-the-the-the-the-the B--bb-b-b-b-anking c-cc-lan w-w-will s-s-sign y-y-y-your t-t-t-treaty!
ObiWan: OMFG!

*later*

Mace: This Paty's ova MUTHA*****!
Dooku: Moov over ******!
FCC: OMFG! RACIST! DS DESTROY HIM!
Dooku: WTF! How'd ya get that?! That doesn't come out until another 20 years!
FCC: uh, INTERNET!
Oh well FIRE!
DS: OKAY TIME TO TAKE A WIZ...*blows up Dooku*
Osama: OKAY MY ARMIES WAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!*farts*
Suicidal Freaks: Why should we jump of a Star Destroyer that's in orbit while you sit here?
Osama: Cuz there's cheese down there!
Freaks: CHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSEEEEE *They jump off and get hit by a huge asteroid*
Osama: Dammit! Land the Ship! *flies onto geonosis* Well, we're here...*stands in the middle of the battle field* So what to do next? HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM....MMMMMMMMM....MMMMMM-*gets his head cut off by a lightsaber*
 
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Ric: My Queen! We're Dying! Our shields are down!
Queen: Where the F**** is R2D2?!
Ric: Taking a wiz...
*mean while*

R2D2: *sprays oil into a basin* OOOOOOOOOO

*back to the story*

Ric: ALL OF OUR DROIDS ARE GONE!

Queen: DAMN!

ObiWan: Let's Send a useless person in here that is under our Control...hmmm...mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmmmmmm...who do we have?
QuiGon: JAR JAR!
Jar Jar: What?!
QuiGon: I order you to go outside and try to fix the ship without getting yourself blown to bits by the continous bombardment of this ship!
Jar Jar: OKYDAY! *goes outside* Hmmmmmm...Mesa Wondersa Whatsa Mesa Gonna Do! HHHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm-*gets his head blown off*
 
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Deleted Scene:

Padme: This is my bedroom annie!
Anakin: its so niiiiiiiiiiccce! *looks in closet* WOA! IS THAT A BIKINI?! THATS HOT!

Padme:

Anakin: WEEEEEE! *jumps on her bed* WTF! *finds white stuff* WHAT'S THIS?!
Padme: I DUNNO!
Anakin: What do you mean YOU DON'T KNOW!
Padme: Uh, my chemistry teacher was in here and we had a few chemical reactions and-AAAARRRRGGGG! *pulls out a blaster and shoots Anakin*

******************************************

Vader: WTF?! I GOT MAIL?! *reads letter* Hmmmm...apparently I have a new therapist! THANK GOD! That Abb Nockshus Was SOOOOOOOOOO Anoying!

*later*

Vader: Uh, I guess this is the room *opens door* Oh Sh*t! I'm stuck with a bunch of losers!

Happy Lady: Come and Join the circle!
Quagmire: Wanna have S3x?
Cookie Monster: *Eats a cookie*
Elan(with a metal thing on his neck to keep it from falling off): Aaaaaaah...They joy of Death Sticks
Dori: Hi! I'm Dori! What's my name again?

American Dragon(I dunno his name, he just talks funny): What's yo up yo! I'm yo a yo Mac Daddy, yo cuz yo I yo r*ped yo 381398 yo girls! Yo and yo I yo f****ing yo UGLY!
Sid Phillips (toy story): THE TOYS!!! They TALK TO ME!!!!!!
 
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Re: REPLIES??????

Darth_Deastron said:
Damn! It's been days since anyone's replied to this thread!
Except for you, of course. I can only hope that means the thread is finally suffering the death that it has long deserved. Here's hoping for small miracles .....
 
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Re: REPLIES??????

Darth_Rayne said:
I can only hope that means the thread is finally suffering the death that it has long deserved.
*Crosses Fingers*

I can only hope....
 
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Darth_Rayne said:
Darth_Deastron said:
Damn! It's been days since anyone's replied to this thread!
Except for you, of course. I can only hope that means the thread is finally suffering the death that it has long deserved. Here's hoping for small miracles .....
This topic's actually pretty good, though for some reason, a lot of people have gotten bored of it. I'm sure you once said something to me and Deastron along the lines of, "You two gshould on the road together
". Or was that to get us out of the picture
?
 
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Unknown said:
I'm sure you once said something to me and Deastron along the lines of, "You two gshould on the road together
". Or was that to get us out of the picture
?
I did say that. Of course, the comment was dripping with sarcasm. I just haven't found this thread to be that funny lately.
 
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