Luke: "...I feel like-"
Yoda: "Feel like what?"
Luke: *whips out his blaster* BAM!!!!
Yoda: *is reduced to a pile of smoldering dust*
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Maul: *sneers at Obi hanging in the melting put, a lightbulb pops up above his head and he kneels down to teh edge of teh pit*
Obi: "What the?"
Maul: *with his extended reach can now slice obi, slices obi's hands off and watches as obi plummets down the pit*
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Anakin: *parries Dooku's attacks*
Dooku: *in one clean sweep slices Anakin clean up the center, leaving Anakin reduced to a left and right half* "Oops, i only meant to take off his arm....hm....Oh well, didn't like teh brat anyway, i thought he was going to be teh death of me."
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Dooku: "Excuse me, i have to use the little dictator's room." *walks out of the VIP box*
Nute Gunray: "This isn't how it's supposed to be, Jango! Finish her off!
Jango: *without having Dooku there to decide for him, Jango takes the matter into his own hands. Jango puts on his helmet, and rockets into the arena, where he promptly puts a hole in Pamde's, Anakin's, and Obi-Wan's heads. He rockets back to the VIP stand as Dooku comes back*
Dooku: "What'd i miss??? Hey....waitaminute.....Why are they're holes in each of their heads???"
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Yoda: "Concentrate all your fire, on teh nearest StarShip."
Clone COmmander: "Set all groups to target vedtor 5-1-5."
*the star ship begins to fall from the sky, but arcs towards the clone army, crushing it in a huge explosion*
Yoda: "A new plan, i have formulated."
Clone Commander: "What's that?"
Yoda: "Like the wind, we must run!!!!"