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MickC
09-12-2007, 03:01 PM
After Week 1 here are the current standings for the FCFFL:

East
Absolutley Shenanigans(Pete Nadel) 1-0-0
Spaceball 1(Mike Barrick) 1-0-0
ObiWan'ss Wampas(Brad Adams) 0-1-0
I,Lobot(Mick Celli) 0-1-0

Central
Princess Kneesaa's Team(Sandra Stolte) 1-0-0
Alluminum Falcons(Luis Velez) 1-0-0
Kitster's Brother(Jimmy Mac) 0-1-0
Droids You're Looking For(Jeff Sengenberger) 0-1-0

West
NES Tecmo Superbowlers(John Fagan) 1-0-0
Bingo Calrissian Bespin Kings(Steve Barbarich)1-0-0
Fighting Elvises(Joshua Stolte) 0-1-0
Ryans Raging Rancors(Ryan Withey) 0-1-0

We've managed to bribe ESPN's Chris Berman to breakdown this week's matchups once again:

Fighting Elvises @ Bespin Kings:
The Elvises take a trip to the Bespin Bowl this week in an attempt to pick up their first win of the season against the Kings. The Kings of Rock had their "Blue Suede Shoes" smudged last week, but they checked out of "Heartbreak Hotel", and are hoping that it's "Viva Las Vegas" time after Sunday's showdown. The Bespin Kings are a tough bunch of scoundral's and will be looking to put the Elvises in Carbon Freeze...permanently. The first 100 fans will receive a free pet Ugnaught.
Current Line: Bespin Kings -4

Tecmo Superbowlers @ Raging Rancors:
The Bowlers head over to the Pit of Karkoon Field, to take on the Rancors. Word out of Rancor camp is that they were deprived of the usual Gamorrean Guard lunches this week as punishment for their Week 1 defeat. This spells trouble for the Bowlers who will need more than Fireballs and Mushrooms to suppress the Rancors hunger for victory. The Bowlers owner John Fagan was confident this week:, "Our boys are ready...we've changed our game plan from 2 pass and 2 run plays, to 2 run and 2 pass plays. That should confuse those Rancors!" Rancors owner Ryan Withey was very blunt in his response:, "Those Bowlers will experience a new meaning of pain & suffereing!" Where have we heard that one before?
Current Line: Bowlers +8

Alluminum Falcons @ Princess Kneesaa:
The Falcons travel to Forest Moon Field for a showdown with the Kneesaas. The Falcons managed to fix their hyperdrive in time to pull out a victory last week, but they won't have an easy time this week either. The Kneesaa's are ready to launch their arrows, and put up a fight. Kneesaa's owner Sandra Stolte was quoted as saying, "Eecha Womma!!". Ok...moving on. On a side note, it's catapult night at the field, and the first 500 fans receive free boulders to launch at the opposing team's bench. Looks like that Alluminum will need some dent repairs.
Current line: Falcons -8

Droids @ Kitster's Brother:
The Droids hop on their escape pods and head down to the Boonta Eve Dome to take on Kitster's Brother. Kitster was treated more like the red headed step-child last week than a brother, but they'll look to change their luck against the Droids this week. The Droids will have a tough time dealing with dust contamination in the airid conditions, but Kitster will need some wizard play calling to seal the deal on this one.
Current Line: Droids +10

Obiwan's Wampa's @ I, Lobot:
The Wampas will find themselves heading to the technologically advanced Bluetooth Cyborg Central Stadium, to battle the Lobots. The Wampas ate some bad Taun Taun this week, and several players have a case of the Toots. Regardless, they'll have their choke hold ready come Sunday. Meanwhile, the Lobots had a dismal performance last week, and look to rebound in a big way. The first step might be to stay out of the Cloud City Disco until 5a.m. every night, but those cyborgs are really fond of the ladies. As a sign of team unity the Lobots have vowed not to speak until they win a game...Someone needs to remind them they are already mutes.
Current Line: Pick'em

GAME OF THE WEEK:
Shenanigans @ Spaceball 1:
The Shenanigans will be in full effect after pulling out a victory last week when they head over to Schwartz Stadium to take on Spacball 1. When Shenanigans owner, Pete Nadel was asked if he thought his team would emerge victorious this week he responded promptly by stating, "Absolutely!" A man of few words folks. Spaceball 1 had a light week of practice, and were allowed to spend time with their family back on Druidia. However they've been threatened by team owner Mike Barrick that anything less than victory this week will force him to give the entire team back their old noses!! Bring the kids early as the first 1000 fans receive cool prizes as part of Spaceballs The Flame Thrower Night. Flame retardent suits are not being provided.
Current Line: Shenanigans +1

Good luck and we'll see you in Week 3.

FeltonBass
09-12-2007, 04:33 PM
Fighting Elvises @ Bespin Kings:
The Elvises take a trip to the Bespin Bowl this week in an attempt to pick up their first win of the season against the Kings. The Kings of Rock had their "Blue Suede Shoes" smudged last week, but they checked out of "Heartbreak Hotel", and are hoping that it's "Viva Las Vegas" time after Sunday's showdown. The Bespin Kings are a tough bunch of scoundral's and will be looking to put the Elvises in Carbon Freeze...permanently. The first 100 fans will receive a free pet Ugnaught.
Current Line: Bespin Kings -4




As Commisioner and GM of the Bingo Calrissian Rebel Alliance All Stars and Bespin Kings, the Ugnaught giveaway is for the first 100 Tailgaters. Please bring your own Rub and Sauce......


Young Skinny Elvis or Old Fat Elvis....the Kings will be ready serve up a fried peanut butter and butt whoppin sandwich....Peanut Butter not included....

MickC
09-12-2007, 09:25 PM
The smack talkin' begins!!

DarthFagan
09-12-2007, 10:25 PM
Hey anyone got a femur? I got go Skywalker on the Rancor's @#$!

Jorbex
09-12-2007, 10:56 PM
Hey anyone got a femur? I got go Skywalker on the Rancor's @#$!


Here you go:

http://i17.tinypic.com/67cxf5y.jpg

http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

JediMasterMike
09-13-2007, 05:09 AM
Spaceballs the Flametrower Night truly is a favorite of the kids. We can't forget about our youngling fans.

DarthFagan
09-13-2007, 10:17 AM
Jorbex,
I was hoping for one on the outside of someones body, as Solo says, "It'll work!"

Jorbex
09-13-2007, 01:49 PM
Ok, ok, don't say I don't make an effort:

http://i11.tinypic.com/4lj6ic5.jpg

http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/cool.gif

JediShua
09-16-2007, 08:46 AM
Young Skinny Elvis or Old Fat Elvis....the Kings will be ready serve up a fried peanut butter and butt whoppin sandwich....Peanut Butter not included....


Alright Calrissian, Grab your ice cream maker, cause you're going down a ventilation shaft without a hand. We're flushin' you out the bottom of this floating stadium. Your Ugnaught cheerleaders will have nothing to cheer about today. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

darthberger
09-16-2007, 07:57 PM
Kitster's little step brother can keep his points.

DarthFagan
09-16-2007, 10:27 PM
The Superbowlers have toyed with these rancors enough! Tomorrow McNabb and Westbrook will through a skull at the door lock and drop the hammer on this flea bag!

Jorbex
09-16-2007, 11:03 PM
I was wondering, is there a site where us non-players can check out the league's stats and results? Those fantastic breakdowns have awoken my curiosity!

FeltonBass
09-18-2007, 06:38 AM
A TIE?!?!?!?!

What the heck?

There's no ties in Fantasy Football. There's NO TIES in Fantasy Football!

OK, The Kings and I are having a long talk...watch out next week......

JediShua
09-18-2007, 07:03 AM
They ain't nothin' but Hound Dogs! A Tie!? We're puttin' in extra practices of hip shakin' this week. We're so disappointed, we might have to videotape next week's team to do a little better. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/mad.gif


(Jorbex, I can't find a way of getting to the league page without logging in. Any idea Mick? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/confused.gif )

JimmyMac
09-18-2007, 10:18 AM
Kitsters Brother is killing me.

Brutal.

FeltonBass
09-18-2007, 10:24 AM
They ain't nothin' but Hound Dogs! A Tie!? We're puttin' in extra practices of hip shakin' this week. We're so disappointed, we might have to videotape next week's team to do a little better. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/mad.gif


(Jorbex, I can't find a way of getting to the league page without logging in. Any idea Mick? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/confused.gif )




You know...this tie is going to come back and bite us in the rear before the season is out.

Man, between this and McNabb and LT in my work leauge, it was a poor showing for me this week.