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MickC
09-05-2007, 01:35 PM
As we begin the inaugural season of the FCFFL, we were lucky enough to get ESPN's own Chris Berman to breakdown this week's matchups. Here's what he had to say:

Anticipation is running rampant as the first ever Force-Cast Fantasy Football season is upon us folks. The Swami is here to give you the scoop on all of the Week 1 games.

1)Ryan's Raging Rancors at Bingo Calrissian Bespin Kings:

-The Rancors take their foul stench to the Colt 45 Bespin Bowl for a heated Week 1 game against the Kings. The For-cast(not to be confused with FORCE-Cast), calls for heavy wind, and dense cloud cover making it nearly impossible to see. The Rancors have been well fed this week, and team owner Jabba the Hutt feels confident they'll pull out a victory. The slimeball started trash talking early after being quoted as saying, "Echa Ta, Con Sah Wa, Cawa, Bespin Kings!!". Well, we're not sure what he said, but we figure it can't be good. The Kings are ready as the Tibanna Gas Mines are on lockdown in preparation for this one.
Current line: Rancors -4.

2)NES Tecmo Superbowlers at The Fighting Elvises

-The Superbowlers take their sophisticated playbook of 4 offensive and 4 defensive plays to Hunk a', Hunk a' Burning Love Field, to face off with the Elvises. The Bowlers have reportedly signed a short Italian QB in the off-season, but questions of banned substances are abound as he has been spotted eating numerous mushrooms during training camp. He also has an unusual plumming obsession...weird stuff. Things are not much better for the Elvises, who reportedly packed on alot of weight this summer during long eating binges. They have been seen wearing new uniforms which have long scarfs, and shoulder pads covered in Rhinestones. This game has disaster written all over it. Current line: SuperBowlers -13

3)Princess Kneesaa's Team at Kitster's Brother:

-The Princesses travel to the Boonta Eve Dome where they'll square off against......Kitster's Brother. Yes, that pesky little kid has put together a formidable team this season and the Kneesaa's will have their hands full. Odi Mandrell has been banned from the stadium to prevent the galaxy from imploding on itself.
Current Line: Kitster -2

4)Aluminum Falcons at The Droids Your Looking For

-The Falcons head over to the "You Don't Need To See My Identification Stadium", to take on the Droids. The Falcons have alot going for them this year after making the Kessell Run in lest than 12 parsecs, but the droids have shed their restraining bolts, and are ready to rumble. As a promotion the first 500 fans receive free oil baths.
Current Line: Falcons -12

5)I, Lobot at Spaceball 1:

-The Lobots strap on the Bluetooths and head down to Dark Helmet Municipal Stadium to take on Spaceball 1. Spaceball 1 has transformed Mega Maid from Suck to Blow, and they are ready for a fight. The Lobots are out to prove they are more than just Calrissian's do-boys, and want to make a statement in Week 1. Hold the kids in the security tower, and buckle up for Ludicrous speed...this is gonna be a good one.
Current Line: Spaceball 1 -3

6)Obi Wan's Wampas at Absolutely Shenanigans:

The Wampas travel to "Sh*ts 'n Giggles Field" to take on the wild bunch of Shenanigans. The Wampas are still trying to thaw out from their frigid training camp on Hoth, but the Shenanigans are having trouble of their own as their QB can't seem to call a play without the word, "absolutely" in it. Needless to say this makes for a confusing set of offensive plays. This should be a close one, but the conditions don't favor the Wampas. The fans are all receiving complimentary false red noses, and squirting flowers so the 12th man will be in full effect.
Current Line: Wampas -1

Well that is all for this week. Good luuck to all the teams and we'll see you in week 2.

PeteN
09-05-2007, 01:40 PM
Our play calls are our secret weapon. No one can figure them out. Ride on, Shananigans!!!!

LuisV
09-05-2007, 01:53 PM
My team better not let me down, or I'll have to make a deposit at the pit of karcoon national bank, if you get my meaning... http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

DarthFagan
09-05-2007, 04:09 PM
Since I live 4 minutes from the ESPN Studios, have met Chris Berman and lived in the same town for several years, I can with out question say that all these statement 100% came out of the Swami mouth!

FeltonBass
09-05-2007, 04:18 PM
After reading that, I can picture Jabba the Hutt sitting int he booth with an old windbreaker and shades ala Al Davis.

And just like Al Davis, he will watch his beloved Rancors get spanked by the opposing team....this week it just happens to come courtesy of my beloved Bingo Calrissian Bespin Kings and Rebel Alliance All Stars.

"It's just bussiness baby."

JediMasterMike
09-05-2007, 08:34 PM
Comb the Desert!!!

TallestJawa
09-05-2007, 11:52 PM
Ok, so we Jawas don't care a droid-ring about football. Two suns and 100yds of sand just don't make for alot of running and tackling. Even the Cardinals don't have it this bad.

But if this is the kind of routine break-down we can expect of the goings-on we'll have to follow along. This is terribly terribly funny!

For those keeping score at home, we're local to the "Salacious Crumb" from Jacksonville. (http://18to88.com/Articles/starwars2007.htm)

Jorbex
09-06-2007, 01:34 PM
Mick, I loved that break-down, but please, I wanna know who owns each team! This will make for some interesting reading every monday!

JediMasterMike
09-06-2007, 07:32 PM
Good luck everyone!

MickC
09-06-2007, 10:42 PM
Jorbex,

Point well taken. I'll be sure to include owner names along with the corresponding team going forward. Glad everyone is enjoying the write up. I plan on making this a weekly event as long as everyone wants it.

Mick

PrincessKneesaa
09-06-2007, 11:03 PM
Alright don't get too happy about all those Colts points. Lots of football left to play boys....but good game all the same. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/blush.gif

DarthFagan
09-07-2007, 05:07 AM
Thats right baby! The Superbowlers are runnin it! We have a commanding 14 - 3 lead! There is now way those beer belly Elvis' are catching us! Oh wait it is only Thursdayhttp://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/blush.gif

JediShua
09-07-2007, 06:55 AM
That's right! It's still early in the game. We are going to come back like the hunka hunka burnin' champions we are!


Thank you very much

FeltonBass
09-07-2007, 08:01 AM
Thats right baby! The Superbowlers are runnin it! We have a commanding 14 - 3 lead! There is now way those beer belly Elvis' are catching us! Oh wait it is only Thursday:o



14 - 3?

How about 34 - 1 ? That would be Payton Manning vs Drew Brees.

Looks like the Rancor keeper will be crying again tonight.

PrincessKneesaa
09-08-2007, 10:02 PM
OK, Good Luck teams. I can hardly wait to see how this fantasy football league goes this week. We'll talk after the Monday night football game ends "It's not over till Chief Chirpa Sings" Yep, I too can do the nerdy references.... http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

darthberger
09-09-2007, 03:11 AM
I dig the write up. Good luck to everyone. Yes, there is alot of football left.

FeltonBass
09-09-2007, 09:54 AM
It's 2 hours before kickoff today, and I can't help but feel wee need more samck talk. I've taunted Ryan enough about how his Drew Brees pick was pretty much garbage, so I've held up my end...so come on...make w/ the smack people.

The Fighting Elvises...the only thing I've ever seen Elvis fight for is fried chicken

Spaceball 1....Ludicrous about sums it up

Kitster's Brother.....Kister? The only kid who could beat Luke in a whine off. Come on man. He was cool for about 2 seconds when there was a rumor he was going to grow up to be Boba Fett.

Shenanigans....too easy, It's Pete's team


Now, before the day is over I expect winnners and crow eaters ( of which I will probably be one ) alike to post here.


Give me some Smack Talk people!

JediMasterMike
09-09-2007, 10:36 AM
Spaceball 1....Ludicrous about sums it up



"We brake for nobody!"

I, Lobot - We have a long fight ahead of us this week since we both have a few players in the Monday games. That being said, you will see that "evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

DarthFagan
09-09-2007, 05:54 PM
Good lord the fight Elvises are relentless! The need to go to the heartbreak hotel and leave my Superbowlers alone!

JediShua
09-09-2007, 07:04 PM
Good lord the fight Elvises are relentless! The need to go to the heartbreak hotel and leave my Superbowlers alone!


I can't help it if my players Love Me Tender

darthberger
09-09-2007, 07:25 PM
my droids appear not to have much heart

FeltonBass
09-09-2007, 08:08 PM
All my hopes rest on Houshmandzadeh. GOod thing the Bengals aren't playing a good defense or anything....oh wait.

I should chnage my team name to the Falcons...I couldn't be more screwed....

FeltonBass
09-10-2007, 09:57 PM
Oh yeah baby....87 - 86......

Smmoooth http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/cool.gif

JediMasterMike
09-11-2007, 02:40 PM
Honestly Mick, could we have scored less points? I look at the board and we were both at the bottom of the league this week. I got lucky. Good game sir.

On the otherhand, Spaceball 1 is coming for you next week Nadel. Jason doen't have your back on the football field. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

PrincessKneesaa
09-11-2007, 11:45 PM
Give me some Smack Talk people!



I'm with Bingo about the smack talk. I had no idea I was playing football with such nice boys. Nothing....no jabs about Princess Kneesaa posting the largest point total this week. She's an Ewok, like that doesn't give you tons of ammo. You've had 24 years to come up with a good cut down. Nothing about the "Keester's Brother" going down in game one. You guys are just so sweet, I couldn't have joined a better league.
OK so it's me and the Alluminum Falcons this week....."What the &%$# is an Alluminum Falcon anyway".... So I was looking at your line up and I think you should move Chris Henry to start, I'm sure he'll have lots of yards against Indy's defense. I heard this is going to be his break out week!!!! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

DarthFagan
09-12-2007, 08:48 AM
Give me some Smack Talk people!



I'm with Bingo about the smack talk. I had no idea I was playing football with such nice boys. Nothing....no jabs about Princess Kneesaa posting the largest point total this week. She's an Ewok, like that doesn't give you tons of ammo. You've had 24 years to come up with a good cut down. Nothing about the "Keester's Brother" going down in game one. You guys are just so sweet, I couldn't have joined a better league.
OK so it's me and the Alluminum Falcons this week....."What the &%$# is an Alluminum Falcon anyway".... So I was looking at your line up and I think you should move Chris Henry to start, I'm sure he'll have lots of yards against Indy's defense. I heard this is going to be his break out week!!!! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/shocked.gif



Oh you just wait Princess! You just wait until the Superbowlers get a hold of your pitiful little band. I took out your boy who is still cryin in the closet for Star Wars. Now he is just cryin because my Bowlers laid the smack down! Just playin Josh!http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/cool.gif

JediShua
09-12-2007, 11:25 AM
Give me some Smack Talk people!



I'm with Bingo about the smack talk. I had no idea I was playing football with such nice boys. Nothing....no jabs about Princess Kneesaa posting the largest point total this week. She's an Ewok, like that doesn't give you tons of ammo. You've had 24 years to come up with a good cut down. Nothing about the "Keester's Brother" going down in game one. You guys are just so sweet, I couldn't have joined a better league.
OK so it's me and the Alluminum Falcons this week....."What the &%$# is an Alluminum Falcon anyway".... So I was looking at your line up and I think you should move Chris Henry to start, I'm sure he'll have lots of yards against Indy's defense. I heard this is going to be his break out week!!!! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/shocked.gif



Oh you just wait Princess! You just wait until the Superbowlers get a hold of your pitiful little band. I took out your boy who is still cryin in the closet for Star Wars. Now he is just cryin because my Bowlers laid the smack down! Just playin Josh!http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/cool.gif


Hey don't drag me into this! I'm scared of her! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Jovial_Jay
09-12-2007, 12:27 PM
even thouth I'm not playin' I'm still pulling for you all...

http://break.com/index/i-suck-at-fantasy-football.html

JediMasterMike
09-12-2007, 02:50 PM
Not sure what to make of the link Jay. Is this your way of saying that we stink? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

DarthFagan
09-12-2007, 03:44 PM
Jay I can totally relate! But luckily I won the first week!