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DarthFagan
06-28-2007, 12:10 AM
While playing the trivia game some of the players have dropped some pretty funny jokes! For example:

jedinick1138 - Two Stormtroopers walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

It's nice to say these gems to an audience who "gets it" so lets hear them Force-Casters!http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

19nazzy
06-28-2007, 12:22 AM
I think he had another good one about cookies as well.

Dex1138
06-28-2007, 06:19 AM
What does a Sith Lord bring when he goes fishing?



Wait for it!





Darth Waders!

Jovial_Jay
06-28-2007, 07:10 AM
I think he had another good one about cookies as well.

naw, that was me. I offered everyone one Wookiees and Milk for desert.

Jovial_Jay
06-28-2007, 07:11 AM
How do Jedi exit their computer applications?







They Force Quit!

JediShua
06-28-2007, 07:40 AM
ok, how do we put rim shot sound effects after each post? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

MickC
06-28-2007, 07:41 AM
Ok, Ok..

What did the Rancor say after it ate a Wookiee?
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Umm...Chewie! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

DarthFagan
06-28-2007, 08:01 AM
Oh this even better than I imagined!

Jovial_Jay
06-28-2007, 08:11 AM
ok, how do we put rim shot sound effects after each post? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


Just use this link Thank you folks. Try the Veal! (http://frogstar.soylentgeek.com/wav/rimshot.wav)

DarthFagan
06-28-2007, 08:25 AM
OK got a really bad one!

knock, knock

Who's there?

Dook....

Dook who? (Dooku, dook-who?)

eheheheeheheheheh................

Jorbex
06-28-2007, 08:37 AM
OK got a really bad one!

knock, knock

Who's there?

Dook....

Dook who? (Dooku, dook-who?)

eheheheeheheheheh................



Oh, yeah, a comedy clasic http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

jedinick1138
06-28-2007, 10:08 AM
While playing the trivia game some of the players have dropped some pretty funny jokes! For example:

jedinick1138 - Two Stormtroopers walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

It's nice to say these gems to an audience who "gets it" so lets hear them Force-Casters!http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif



Finally ... A place to disperse my lame jokes that no one else gets! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/cool.gif

jedinick1138
06-28-2007, 10:12 AM
Hey everyone, there's a great sale at the Maul today, everything is half off! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

jedinick1138
06-28-2007, 10:13 AM
Which side of an ewok is the furriest?

The outside!

http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Dex1138
06-28-2007, 02:14 PM
Which is an Ewoks best side?


The inside! Yummy!

http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

jedinick1138
06-28-2007, 09:48 PM
How is the force like duct tape?

It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together.

http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Cramer
06-28-2007, 10:22 PM
Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
It was dead. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

I've got a joke/game that'll have you in stitches. I can't link it now though. Tomorrow. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Jorbex
06-28-2007, 10:26 PM
I read this one in the Star Wars Joke-a-day blog:

What was Yoda's favorite cereal?

Well, Luke did say he was getting massive Life readings... http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

JediShua
06-29-2007, 07:24 AM
How to determine YOUR Star Wars name:

Your New First Name:
1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name.
2. Add the first 2 letters of your last name.

Your New Last Name:
3. Take the first 2 letters of your Mom's maiden name.
4. Add the first 3 letters of the city you were born in.

Your Star Wars Honorific Title:
1: Take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them
2: Add the first three letters of the make or model of your first car
3: Insert the word "of"
4: Tack on the name of the last medication you took.

My first lame attempt at a joke,
from Josst Wiarv, Etlveg of Advil

Dex1138
06-29-2007, 09:12 AM
Greetings from

Edwde Fr'tau
The Retply of Claritin

Jovial_Jay
06-29-2007, 09:25 AM
The Honorable Jaysh CoLos, Dravol of <s>Oxycodon</s> Doxycyclin reporting for duty

Cramer
06-29-2007, 09:39 AM
Here's a funny game that has already been completed for us. All you have to do is read it and laugh violently.
They replaced key words in Star Wars lines with 'pants'.
It's very David Letterman'esque.
http://www.planetmike.com/jokes/starwars/star_pants.shtml

Dex1138
06-29-2007, 12:10 PM
Ooh an oldie but goodie http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I think pants (and similar word replacements) have been around since before All Your Base.

Jorbex
06-29-2007, 12:44 PM
Hello, it is I, Pedjo Elbuf, High Abribi of Actron (that sounds kinda neat, you know) http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smile.gif

MarioB
06-29-2007, 02:44 PM
lmao!

Marell Bobat

The Llemus of Loratab

..beware...

19nazzy
06-29-2007, 03:17 PM
Natwi Tepri

The Estfor of Ibuprofen


Nice.

Cramer
06-29-2007, 03:44 PM
Joecr Vaamt: Remcav of Ibuprofen

That's terrible. I like my adult film star name aglamation better: Diesel Otsego. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/cool.gif

barron
07-01-2007, 05:18 PM
WilYo Brlan Redfor of Prednisone

I went with Ford (the car I bought) instead of Toyota, which my dad handed down to me. I think I like Redfor better than Redtoy

jedinick1138
07-01-2007, 06:19 PM
Nicma Chmer, Iksgeo of Meijer's Generic Brand Sinus Tablets
http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sounds Dangerous

TallestJawa
07-01-2007, 11:24 PM
Hey, your taste buds can't repel PANTS of this magnitude.

Furthermore, your PANTS can't repel flavor of this magnitude.

And in conclusion, your taste buds can't repel flavor of these PANTS!

JediShua
07-02-2007, 10:48 AM
An oldie but a goodie (I got it from a Funky Winkerbean cartoon in 1983)

What is Jabba's italian cousin's name?

Pizza the Hutt

JimmyMac
07-02-2007, 11:09 AM
Why did Han Solo try to dress up his friends?


'Cause Luke told him to stick clothes to Chewie and Lando...

JimmyMac
07-02-2007, 11:09 AM
What did Admiral Ackbar say the first time he caught a fish?


"It's a trout!"

JimmyMac
07-02-2007, 11:10 AM
Who's tall, bald, and rides a bike around the Jedi Council?


Mace Schwinndu!

JimmyMac
07-02-2007, 11:11 AM
Why did Darth Vader give a broom to Captain Needa?


So he could sweep the asteroid field!

JediShua
07-02-2007, 11:11 AM
Jimmy must be butter, cause he is on a roll!

JimmyMac
07-02-2007, 11:12 AM
Why did Palpatine start growing vegetables?


So we... shall... have... peas.

JimmyMac
07-02-2007, 11:14 AM
Why did Qui-Gon Jinn buy a sketchpad and some crayons?


To draw out the Queen's attacker!

JediShua
07-02-2007, 11:15 AM
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.

JediShua
07-02-2007, 11:17 AM
Ephant Mon walks into Chalmun's cantina and Wuher asks, "Why the long face?"

Cramer
07-02-2007, 11:41 AM
An oldie but a goodie (I got it from a Funky Winkerbean cartoon in 1983)

What is Jabba's italian cousin's name?

Pizza the Hutt



'83 huh? I bet that wouldn't be PC today. Even though Pizza isn't really Italian.

Dex1138
07-02-2007, 12:38 PM
What do you call a shaved Wookiee?

Nude-bacca
Or Nothing if you wanna keep your arms!


Here's a couple I sent in for the Funky Winkerbean send us your SW jokes and maybe we'll make it into a cartoon contest...at least I think that was that strip, it was a long time ago and I was much younger!

What do you call a pig that flies around in space alone?

Ham Solo


What do you call an Imperial solider mistake?

An Imperial Trooper Blooper

ShadowTrooper
07-02-2007, 02:01 PM
What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?




An elevator

Cramer
07-02-2007, 02:40 PM
What did Artoo tell Anakin after he saw Padme change into her leather corset?
..
IT'S A TRAP (http://www.itsatrap.net/)

I don't know who I got that link from, but thank you sooo much! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

LuisV
07-02-2007, 02:50 PM
Who is the Jawas favorite escape artist?


Hudinni

Jorbex
07-02-2007, 05:24 PM
Who is the Jawas favorite escape artist?


Hudinni



Good one, LuisV, and welcome to the ForceCast forum!

LuisV
07-02-2007, 10:27 PM
Thanx Jorbex

LuisV
07-02-2007, 10:39 PM
What do you call a Sith who won't fight?


A Sithy.

LuisV
07-02-2007, 10:43 PM
Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?


He stepped on red Ant-hillies.

JimmyMac
07-02-2007, 11:12 PM
Check this out...


http://blogs.starwars.com/joke

It's where I got those great jokes posted above...They got a ton of 'em!

Jade_Jedi
07-03-2007, 01:08 AM
Q.What did Qui-Gon die from?
A. A severe case of Sithilis. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

JediShua
07-03-2007, 10:15 AM
Why TK-421 wasn't at his post. (http://tk421doyoucopy.ytmnd.com/)

(there is sound to this)

Miraxian
07-15-2007, 07:47 PM
You know you're a Sith when...

...You tell your priest you find his lack of faith disturbing.

Mirax
aka
Kevwe Shsco, High Legcel of Proscar

JediShua
09-11-2007, 08:29 PM
Get it?!? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/thumbs/Jawas3.JPG (http://forum.rebelscum.com/imagepopup.php?imagename=http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/Jawas3.JPG)

DarthFagan
09-11-2007, 09:30 PM
Priceless Shua!

TallestJawa
09-12-2007, 12:12 AM
Get it?!? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/thumbs/Jawas3.JPG (http://forum.rebelscum.com/imagepopup.php?imagename=http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/Jawas3.JPG)



Excellent! And for after dinner...

http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/thumbs/martini1.JPG (http://forum.rebelscum.com/imagepopup.php?imagename=http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/martini1.JPG)

DarthColes
09-12-2007, 01:44 AM
Rotini!

DarthFagan
09-12-2007, 08:50 AM
Hey do Jawas like them shaken or stirred? And whats the deal with only a JawaTini after dinner? I say before, during, after, and after that! Hey it always 5 o'clock somewhere right?

TallestJawa
09-12-2007, 12:56 PM
Hey do Jawas like them shaken or stirred? And whats the deal with only a JawaTini after dinner? I say before, during, after, and after that! Hey it always 5 o'clock somewhere right?



So said the teacher, right? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Jovial_Jay
09-12-2007, 02:12 PM
Hey do Jawas like them shaken or stirred? And whats the deal with only a JawaTini after dinner? I say before, during, after, and after that! Hey it always 5 o'clock somewhere right?



So said the teacher, right? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

My thoughts exactly, TJ!

DarthFagan
09-12-2007, 04:06 PM
Hicup... Hey you... Billy... Hicup... you fnished that rading test... Hicup!

Cramer
09-12-2007, 07:07 PM
Hicup... Hey you... Billy... Hicup... you fnished that rading test... Hicup!



Mr. Fagan, the bell hasn't even rung yet! And I'm just a kid, stop asking me if I want to fight you! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

jedinick1138
09-13-2007, 09:09 PM
I thought this was pretty funny when I saw it online today:

The Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Star Trek:

10. In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun".

9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- The Millannium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a wookie.

8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh -- After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

7. One word: Lightsaber

6. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire withone glance

5. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is "M" class or not.

4. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters

3. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

2. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named "Slave I"

1. Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power --- Han Solo floors it.

The_Chosen_1
09-13-2007, 11:38 PM
Those are great, man! It's hard to pick a favorite, although I do fancy #7. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

DarthColes
09-14-2007, 12:43 AM
HA! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/laugh.gif one word - lightsaber

Jorbex
09-14-2007, 08:04 AM
The best is number 1, hands down http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/cool.gif

TallestJawa
09-25-2007, 12:56 AM
Hey, remember this thread? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smile.gif

We put these together for a video but that idea didn't pan out so rather than let them go to waste....

A Hutt with a Kowakian monkey-lizard walk into a cantina. The bartender says, "ugh, where did you get that thing?!" and the Kowakian says, "On Nal Hutta. They got hundreds of 'em!"

(Insert: "that blue elephant looking guy" doing a rim-shot)

What's a Rodian female mating call? "Did that Twi'lek girl leave, yet?"

What do you call 100 Sith at the bottom of Kamino? A good start!

And finally...

"Hey, Admiral Ackbar, what's this thing with a dead mouse in it?"



Thank you, and good night.