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sambuca
04-28-2007, 02:52 PM
I proudly present to RebelScum:

JANITOR STEVE ZORBIN!!!
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s67/sambucakabasan/SteveZorbin4.jpg

Steve Zorbin is a janitor at an Imperial Communications Center. What the Imperials don't know is that Steve is a Rebel Spy. He secretly relays any useful information he discovers to the fledgling Rebellion. With no more Jedi to protect the galaxy, the task of fighting the evil Empire falls on the shoulders of guys like Steve.

Parts list---
Body/head- repainted Tonka truck driver from late 70s/early 80s.
(I guess that makes this one a vintage figure??)
Arms- OTC Dagobah Luke/TRU X-Wing Dagobah Luke
Accessories- Handmade mop (crochet yarn, q-tip, paper), paper towel (cut a tiny square off of existing paper towel), garbage bag (made from piece of a Wal-Mart bag, actual tiny bits of garbage placed inside!)

Here are a few pics of Steve in action, cleaning the bathroom at the Imperial Communications Center he is stationed at.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s67/sambucakabasan/SteveZorbin1.jpg

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s67/sambucakabasan/SteveZorbin3.jpg

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s67/sambucakabasan/SteveZorbin2.jpg


Here is Steve spying for the Rebels. You would be amazed at the things Imperials will discuss while they are using the bathroom!

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s67/sambucakabasan/SteveZorbin5.jpg

There ya go, it's not much, but it's something! The part that took the longest was actually the mop! The arms, just like Dagobah Luke that they were taken from, are completely interchangeable to allow for many exciting combinations!!

GroundskeeperWillie
04-28-2007, 03:27 PM
That's hilarious! I love the Imps all lined up taking a leak.

LT_BRYLL
04-28-2007, 03:48 PM
VERY CREATIVE ..
This is truely what customizeing is all about .
The back drop just adds some much to this figure too .
I guess you could truely call spying a dirty job . http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

CaptainCharisma
04-28-2007, 05:06 PM
It's space janitor Roger Wilco! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

-DD

Oddball
04-28-2007, 06:30 PM
Hilarious. What a diorama!

CaptainCharisma
04-29-2007, 03:08 AM
Now that I look at Steve again, I feel at any moment a disco ball is going to drop from the ceiling, some t******* techno is going to start blaring, and Steve's gonna wave his hands in the air like he just don't care.

That sleeveless orange singlet is faaaaaaaabulous... http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

-DD

Sergiu
04-29-2007, 03:30 AM
LOOOL http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Leader
04-29-2007, 10:08 AM
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s67/sambucakabasan/SteveZorbin3.jpg



You clean that urinal! Oh, youíre a dirty boy, arenít you?

DarthPete
04-29-2007, 10:48 AM
hahaha, very nice sambuca! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

NickRyder
04-29-2007, 11:10 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA That's the funniest freakin' custom I've ever seen!

buzzbomb
04-29-2007, 11:50 AM
Too funny!! I love the pic of steve with the garbage bag.

CaptainCharisma
04-29-2007, 02:37 PM
All right, I have to know what parts this was made from. And what about the urinals?

-DD

sambuca
04-29-2007, 07:25 PM
Okay, DD, here ya go:

Parts list---
Body/head- repainted Tonka truck driver from late 70s/early 80s.
(I guess that makes this one a vintage figure??)
Arms- OTC Dagobah Luke/TRU X-Wing Dagobah Luke
Accessories- Handmade mop (crochet yarn, q-tip, paper), paper towel (cut a tiny square off of existing paper towel), garbage bag (made from piece of a Wal-Mart bag, actual tiny bits of garbage placed inside!)

The urinal was actually just a picture printed out from urinal.com or urinal.net or something like that.

I cut it in spots and bent it slightly to give it some depth, I need to make a full bathroom for him to monitor, stalls and everything.

I'm really glad you guys like it. Niktom over at Yakface really seemed to like the Imp Officer who is too busy too notice where he is aiming, leaving more mess for old Steve to clean up. "Typical upper management," he said. I laughed hard.

I'll have to seriously spend some time making a full bathroom, I'll update with it if and when it happens for sure. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Trent
04-29-2007, 08:07 PM
This..is..so..hilarious.

Okay, those Imperial Officers definitely do not follow the "Don't ask, don't tell" rule when pulled up to the trough. Next thing you know, one of them is going to whip out a comlink and start talking on it. (Mental note: Don't borrow that guy's comlink...)

yodascorch
04-29-2007, 08:30 PM
I'm just going to laugh http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

yodascorch

Jedi_Master_CPS
04-30-2007, 03:47 PM
Lol! nice one! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

CHEWIE
04-30-2007, 03:54 PM
This is great, and a hilarious addition to this month's Yakfinities (http://cgi.denpetersen.com/YAK1/viewforum.php?f=13).

http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Michael_Knight
05-01-2007, 03:56 PM
That is hilarious. Thanks for making the boring work day a bit entertaining.

Findswoman
05-02-2007, 08:46 AM
Wow, sambuca, but that is absolutely hilarious! Love the creative accessories, backdrop, scenery, "faaaabulous" 70s outfit, peeing Imperials... everything. Priceless. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

The only thing is that the photos are a bit on the fuzzy side. But that's a risk of close-ups, and the funniness still comes through. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/cool.gif

... the Findswoman