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TallestJawa
05-05-2008, 05:47 PM
Here at the Sandcrawler, today is Cinco de Mayo. We Jawas love nachos and cerveza as much as the next species but of all Mexican traditions they are not as gratuitamente (free of charge) as a good ol' siesta! And Jawas are all about gratuitamente! Join us for this week's pillow loving

Sleepy Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCvnYtazZjk)

and if you doze off, we won't mind....



[yawn]

lost_mario_bro
05-05-2008, 05:48 PM
First in line, yes.

Eric_Geller
05-05-2008, 05:51 PM
Second, going to check it out now.

lost_mario_bro
05-05-2008, 05:56 PM
Nice easy viewing FCTV. I feel so relaxed.

Darth_Hirsch
05-05-2008, 06:30 PM
third in line. nice

Darth_Hirsch
05-05-2008, 06:33 PM
Great. Can't wait to go to bed ith that in my head.

Murray1134
05-05-2008, 06:35 PM
*yawn* Good show, but I feel so sleepy now.... http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Eric_Geller
05-05-2008, 06:41 PM
That was great! I love how some guy just got up and left during the dancing segment.

JediMolly
05-05-2008, 07:07 PM
*Stands on soap box*
WHAT IS WITH THE BELLYDANCERS? For god's sake! It worked on the flirt-cast because Jason and Pete were acting like teenage boys who had never seen women before (like Eric for example http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif), but that doesn't mean it can be put anywhere Mr. Jawa feels like it. I think you're alienating both of your female fans. I just don't want to see midriffs in jawa videos anymore (Especially of that on ugly dune guy, eww). The jokes over, it's done.
*steps off soap box*

lost_mario_bro
05-05-2008, 08:05 PM
*Stands on soap box*
WHAT IS WITH THE BELLYDANCERS? For god's sake! It worked on the flirt-cast because Jason and Pete were acting like teenage boys who had never seen women before (like Eric for example http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif), but that doesn't mean it can be put anywhere Mr. Jawa feels like it. I think you're alienating both of your female fans. I just don't want to see midriffs in jawa videos anymore (Especially of that on ugly dune guy, eww). The jokes over, it's done.
*steps off soap box*



Ugly dune guy is Sting.

Be sure to put the soap box back when your done with it. We don't want someone tripping over it.

About the belly dancers...so that is why I zoned out in the middle of this week's video.

Womp
05-05-2008, 08:06 PM
zzz... zzz... zzz... *snork* Huh, what? Oh, good show Jawas... I had the strangest dream while watching it. There were bellydancers and sandworms, and those guys from <i>Tron</i>. Jason was there, and Pete was there... and the Jawas... you were there. It seemed so... real....

Darth_Kurio
05-05-2008, 08:07 PM
Well, I'm tired now. But as a guy (Sorry JediMolly) I love the belly dancers... Though even after them, I am still tired.

Womp
05-05-2008, 08:13 PM
*Stands on soap box*
*steps off soap box*



Why a soap box? Why not a stump? We've got stumps. *pulls out a stump*

Maybe I can interest you in a nice GNK droid? *points to GNK droid, which says "GONK"*

Oooh, I know... I've got a special on hoverchairs. This one was used by Grand Jedi Master Yoda himself. I'll give you a special price on it. Whaddaya say?

...

Sorry, I'm feeling a bit snarky tonight. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

JediMolly
05-05-2008, 08:47 PM
*Stands on soap box*
*steps off soap box*



Why a soap box? Why not a stump? We've got stumps. *pulls out a stump*

Maybe I can interest you in a nice GNK droid? *points to GNK droid, which says "GONK"*

Oooh, I know... I've got a special on hoverchairs. This one was used by Grand Jedi Master Yoda himself. I'll give you a special price on it. Whaddaya say?

...

Sorry, I'm feeling a bit snarky tonight. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Well I used to use a hoverchair for my overly dramatic speeches, but I kept falling off. And as you can imagine, the weight of my argument decreases slightly.

shazbazzar
05-05-2008, 09:30 PM
Yawn...

You have achieved the desired effect...

g'night...

Cramer
05-06-2008, 10:58 AM
Yeah, I just yawned. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

So, I should of made notes, but here we go:
First, please give us that version of the Force theme.
2nd, Nice to include the belly dancers again!!!
3rd, er, I forgot...I should of made notes.
Oh and I'm may only be 23, but I remember when I was a kid if you feel asleep watching tv, especially networks, you'd get a rude awakening at 3am when it goes to snow or a loud tone, like you had at the end there. I just wanted to make sure our younger viewers understood what life was like before digital cable and satellites. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

walkingcarpet
05-06-2008, 01:14 PM
Very nice... I watched it right after lunch and now I'm all sleepy... Oh, and I really liked the little cartoon version of ESB. Made me laugh. Very nice job again to the Jawas.

JediMolly
05-06-2008, 04:26 PM
Yeah, I just yawned. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

So, I should of made notes, but here we go:
First, please give us that version of the Force theme.
2nd, Nice to include the belly dancers again!!!
3rd, er, I forgot...I should of made notes.
Oh and I'm may only be 23, but I remember when I was a kid if you feel asleep watching tv, especially networks, you'd get a rude awakening at 3am when it goes to snow or a loud tone, like you had at the end there. I just wanted to make sure our younger viewers understood what life was like before digital cable and satellites. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif



Wait... how do you even watch tv without satellite or cable? Where does the signal come from.

Eric_Geller
05-06-2008, 04:33 PM
how do you even watch tv without satellite or cable?


Very tediously. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Womp
05-06-2008, 04:39 PM
Wait... how do you even watch tv without satellite or cable? Where does the signal come from.



Back in those times, there were only three channels. If the President came on, your night was ruined.

Jorbex
05-06-2008, 04:44 PM
Back in those times, there were only three channels. If the President came on, your night was ruined.


The scary thing is that that sentence is literally true, no humorous exaggeration here. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Cramer
05-06-2008, 05:02 PM
Yeah, I just yawned. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

So, I should of made notes, but here we go:
First, please give us that version of the Force theme.
2nd, Nice to include the belly dancers again!!!
3rd, er, I forgot...I should of made notes.
Oh and I'm may only be 23, but I remember when I was a kid if you feel asleep watching tv, especially networks, you'd get a rude awakening at 3am when it goes to snow or a loud tone, like you had at the end there. I just wanted to make sure our younger viewers understood what life was like before digital cable and satellites. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif



Wait... how do you even watch tv without satellite or cable? Where does the signal come from.



I hope you're joking. But in the old days, we had to sacrifice a bunny to the TV Network Gods, by placing it's ears ontop of the tv. We got basic (no digital) cable when I was 6. I actually remember getting Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel. I would run off the bus to go watch the Mickey Mouse Club, with my favorite Mouseketeers (kinda like Revolutionary minute-men) Justin (Timberlake), J.C.(Timberlake? meh, other N'SYNC dweeb) and Kerry(Russell). I hated Britney (Spears) don't remember Kristina (Aguilara) and had a boyish crush on Stacy (Fergie) from the other Disney show, Kids Incorporated. Cable tv changed my life.

Murray1134
05-06-2008, 05:13 PM
Yeah, I just yawned. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

So, I should of made notes, but here we go:
First, please give us that version of the Force theme.
2nd, Nice to include the belly dancers again!!!
3rd, er, I forgot...I should of made notes.
Oh and I'm may only be 23, but I remember when I was a kid if you feel asleep watching tv, especially networks, you'd get a rude awakening at 3am when it goes to snow or a loud tone, like you had at the end there. I just wanted to make sure our younger viewers understood what life was like before digital cable and satellites. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif



Wait... how do you even watch tv without satellite or cable? Where does the signal come from.



I hope you're joking. But in the old days, we had to sacrifice a bunny to the TV Network Gods, by placing it's ears ontop of the tv. We got basic (no digital) cable when I was 6. I actually remember getting Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel. I would run off the bus to go watch the Mickey Mouse Club, with my favorite Mouseketeers (kinda like Revolutionary minute-men) Justin (Timberlake), J.C.(Timberlake? meh, other N'SYNC dweeb) and Kerry(Russell). I hated Britney (Spears) don't remember Kristina (Aguilara) and had a boyish crush on Stacy (Fergie) from the other Disney show, Kids Incorporated. Cable tv changed my life.



I remember getting cable. It was an amazing day for a kid to all of a sudden have all these channels available.

JediShua
05-06-2008, 05:27 PM
Awesome Jawas! With all the new Force Cast babies coming up, this would be the perfect lullaby in the nursery. We just need to make Jason a Star Wars mobile. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

TallestJawa
05-06-2008, 06:37 PM
That was great! I love how some guy just got up and left during the dancing segment.


That video of the dancers was taken at a buffet dinner. The people getting up were getting food. Don't you just love the state of the arts in America. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/confused.gif

lost_mario_bro
05-06-2008, 06:47 PM
That was great! I love how some guy just got up and left during the dancing segment.


That video of the dancers was taken at a buffet dinner. The people getting up were getting food. Don't you just love the state of the arts in America. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/confused.gif



Now how can you think of food at a time like that!

Womp
05-06-2008, 06:47 PM
Some people, and some Wookiees, think with their stomachs.

TallestJawa
05-06-2008, 06:51 PM
*Stands on soap box*
WHAT IS WITH THE BELLYDANCERS? For god's sake! It worked on the flirt-cast because Jason and Pete were acting like teenage boys who had never seen women before (like Eric for example http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif), but that doesn't mean it can be put anywhere Mr. Jawa feels like it. I think you're alienating both of your female fans. I just don't want to see midriffs in jawa videos anymore (Especially of that on ugly dune guy, eww). The jokes over, it's done.
*steps off soap box*


Ok, ok, we get the message. We put Sting in there [Lando voice] for the ladies. [/Lando voice] But, we guess that wasn't good enough. We did have Conan the Barbarian (same middle name as Jabba) in there too. But the vid is like Jason or Pete's dream, so TWO topless guys looked a little bad. So we removed him (replaced by TIE fighter).

Anyway, we get the message. No more shirtlessness from the sandcrawler. A shame too. We had a great picture of Hayden Christensen all buff in the buff we were gonna put in the next vid. Oh well.


psst, don't worry guys, we're just joking. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

TallestJawa
05-06-2008, 06:55 PM
*Stands on soap box*
*steps off soap box*



Why a soap box? Why not a stump? We've got stumps. *pulls out a stump*

Maybe I can interest you in a nice GNK droid? *points to GNK droid, which says "GONK"*

Oooh, I know... I've got a special on hoverchairs. This one was used by Grand Jedi Master Yoda himself. I'll give you a special price on it. Whaddaya say?

...

Sorry, I'm feeling a bit snarky tonight. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Well I used to use a hoverchair for my overly dramatic speeches, but I kept falling off. And as you can imagine, the weight of my argument decreases slightly.


lol... less weighty arguments.

We love the idea of using Gonk as a soapbox.

TallestJawa
05-06-2008, 07:13 PM
Yeah, I just yawned. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

So, I should of made notes, but here we go:
First, please give us that version of the Force theme.
2nd, Nice to include the belly dancers again!!!
3rd, er, I forgot...I should of made notes.
Oh and I'm may only be 23, but I remember when I was a kid if you feel asleep watching tv, especially networks, you'd get a rude awakening at 3am when it goes to snow or a loud tone, like you had at the end there. I just wanted to make sure our younger viewers understood what life was like before digital cable and satellites. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif



Wait... how do you even watch tv without satellite or cable? Where does the signal come from.




That music was "Binary Sunset" from "Cocktails in the Cantina".

And as for cable or satellite, we get our signal from an old R2 head patched to a Probot. (Don't worry, the explosives in the prob droid went bad along time ago. ...we hope http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/crazy.gif)

JediMolly
05-06-2008, 08:10 PM
Anyway, we get the message. No more shirtlessness from the sandcrawler. A shame too. We had a great picture of Hayden Christensen all buff in the buff we were gonna put in the next vid. Oh well.




Which picture, because I can point out some really hot ones if you change your mind. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smile.gif Actually there's this great website that as so many I don't even bother saving them anymore unless they're really really good...



And as for cable or satellite, we get our signal from an old R2 head patched to a Probot.



Oh! I get it! The antenna picks up cable. Gotcha!

Womp
05-07-2008, 05:31 PM
*Stands on soap box*
*steps off soap box*



Why a soap box? Why not a stump? We've got stumps. *pulls out a stump*

Maybe I can interest you in a nice GNK droid? *points to GNK droid, which says "GONK"*

Oooh, I know... I've got a special on hoverchairs. This one was used by Grand Jedi Master Yoda himself. I'll give you a special price on it. Whaddaya say?

...

Sorry, I'm feeling a bit snarky tonight. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Well I used to use a hoverchair for my overly dramatic speeches, but I kept falling off. And as you can imagine, the weight of my argument decreases slightly.


lol... less weighty arguments.

We love the idea of using Gonk as a soapbox.



For you, it is a gift for such great entertainment, wonderful displays of creativity, and hours of laughter.

Of course, I can get it gold-plated... for a price. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif