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TallestJawa
01-27-2008, 07:38 PM
Mid-week is here again. That sleepy down time between Force Casts. You've already burned through the crystal clear Friday edition and it's still three more days until the next unintelligible Talk Shoe edition.

What can liven such drudgery? Only one thing has the Force to overcome such banality. The next FCTV!

http://threads.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/eng_imp_flag2.jpg

The line starts here.

UPDATE:
The doors are now OPEN!
click here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXnmuCK4Pxo)

Eric_Geller
01-27-2008, 07:48 PM
Yay!

EDIT: Wow, I'm in line now, and there's practically no one else at the theater. Are any other movies even SHOWING here? Oh look, a popcorn vendor. Over here! Over here!

Cramer
01-27-2008, 07:52 PM
Hey Prez, can you hold my spot? I have to go home and sleep in a warm bed and eat good food and then come back 5 mins before it opens to sit in my lawn chair and pretend I'm listening to my ipod so no one will talk to me..then go in after the previews.

Eric_Geller
01-27-2008, 08:13 PM
Hey Prez, can you hold my spot? I have to go home and sleep in a warm bed and eat good food and then come back 5 mins before it opens to sit in my lawn chair and pretend I'm listening to my ipod so no one will talk to me..then go in after the previews.



Hmmm...bring me something tasty and I'll do it.

lost_mario_bro
01-27-2008, 08:14 PM
Ah, third in line. Maybe I can still get my favorite seat!

Jorbex
01-27-2008, 08:19 PM
Fourth in line! Well, the fourth is with me, then! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

JediShua
01-27-2008, 09:14 PM
Is this the line for Celine Dion?

Sheldon
01-27-2008, 09:28 PM
Sixth in line!

Celine Dion as a Kaminoan?!! I think so!

Jorbex
01-27-2008, 09:40 PM
Celine Dion as a Kaminoan?!! I think so!



LOL!! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

JimmyMac
01-27-2008, 09:41 PM
I'll be watching Raiders until you guys are ready!!!

Jorbex
01-27-2008, 09:44 PM
I'll be watching Raiders until you guys are ready!!!



If you insist, seņor

http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Murray1134
01-27-2008, 09:57 PM
With a line this long, it must be good!

Eric_Geller
01-27-2008, 10:10 PM
With a line this long, it must be good!



Murray my man! Where's that soda I asked for? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Murray1134
01-27-2008, 10:12 PM
Ummmm... umm... ummm... Hey! Look over there!

/run away!

lost_mario_bro
01-27-2008, 10:13 PM
*Pulls out a box from his jacket pocket*

Jr. Mint anyone?

Eric_Geller
01-27-2008, 10:14 PM
Ummmm... umm... ummm... Hey! Look over there!

/run away!



Get back here! Ah well, at least I don't have to worry about holding his spot in line. I already let someone slide into Cramer's spot. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

jedinick1138
01-27-2008, 10:27 PM
Well, I suppose I should get a spot in line now, before things get too crowded. Speaking of which I had to wait in line 40 minutes this evening to get my food! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/mad.gif I'm guessing that the FCTV is probably going to be more worth my time. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Jorbex
01-27-2008, 10:31 PM
40 minutes!! Where did you eat, man? A refugee ship out of Coruscant? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

jedinick1138
01-27-2008, 10:34 PM
40 minutes!! Where did you eat, man? A refugee ship out of Coruscant? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif



That probably would have been faster. The problem is that the Dining Courts on campus are not open on Sunday nights, so everyone piles into the 2 Purdue run restaurants on campus so that they can use their dining credits to eat. I would just as soon go to Subway or something, but one of the restaurants is just downstairs in my dorm and I was being really lazy tonight.

lost_mario_bro
01-27-2008, 10:35 PM
Well, I suppose I should get a spot in line now, before things get too crowded. Speaking of which I had to wait in line 40 minutes this evening to get my food! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/mad.gif I'm guessing that the FCTV is probably going to be more worth my time. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smile.gif



I think I ate there once too. Saw the girl twice after I was finnally seated. She took my order, then brought the food and disappeared into the Twilight Zone.

Satka
01-28-2008, 02:23 AM
I've never done that line thing before ... can I join ?

DarthFagan
01-28-2008, 09:47 AM
At the end of the line again http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Jorbex
01-28-2008, 12:18 PM
At the end of the line again http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/frown.gif


At least you haven't been waiting for 14 hours, exposed to the elements like the rest of us. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/frown.gif Where are those Jawas?

- Paging Mark & Kay, paging Mark & Kay; Tallest Jawa to the forums, please -

lost_mario_bro
01-28-2008, 12:41 PM
*Shakes empty box*

I'm out of Jr. Mints. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/frown.gif

TallestJawa
01-28-2008, 01:39 PM
Did someone [i]summon us?

[reading...reading]

Oh, right. Time for a press release:

Shauna Robertson is working on a re-edit of the film that could possibly take the cancer plot out of the film.

FCTV is getting the Weinstein Treatment.

But stay in line and by all means maintain enthusiasm!!

And here: free snowcaps for everyone! (You do not see the expiration date from 1994. You do not notice the boxy flavor.)

Jorbex
01-28-2008, 01:44 PM
Whee! I'm enthusiastic! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

All kidding aside, you must feel powerful, Jawas, keeping all of us glued to our computers, like this. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

TallestJawa
01-28-2008, 07:58 PM
The box office is open!

After an unexpected delay of a downed internet (you try getting a trans-galactic internet connection with only some old droids and sand), we are pleased to present:

The Empire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXnmuCK4Pxo)

In gratitude for your patience in line, patrons will receive a complimentary, 100% authentic, souvenier ticket stub! Suitable for framing.

http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/thumbs/london_temple.jpg (http://forum.rebelscum.com/imagepopup.php?imagename=http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/london_temple.jpg) http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/thumbs/oy_toon.jpg (http://forum.rebelscum.com/imagepopup.php?imagename=http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/oy_toon.jpg) http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/thumbs/prison_poster.jpg (http://forum.rebelscum.com/imagepopup.php?imagename=http://forum.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//500/prison_poster.jpg)

Eric_Geller
01-28-2008, 08:25 PM
First in the door! Alright, now do I want to sit up front, or up on the balcony? Hey...is--is that Richard LeParmentier? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Eric_Geller
01-28-2008, 08:31 PM
You've outdone yourselves, Jawas. Being a tech geek myself, I especially loved how you used the Bill vs. Steve lightsaber clip. Great video!

lost_mario_bro
01-28-2008, 09:33 PM
Great work by the Jawas (as usual). All I want to know is when do the Jawas get there own spin-off show? Like My Favorite Jawa or something?

shazbazzar
01-28-2008, 10:24 PM
http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/cool.gifDudes!
This is not just another FCTV episode. It's the best I've seen! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Go watch it, now! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Beanie
01-28-2008, 10:35 PM
I loved the look of this FCTV http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Jawas you have once again succeeded in doing a great job and can't wait for more of your great work.

I would like to get my ticket stub signed please, so I can frame it for future display. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Murray1134
01-28-2008, 10:38 PM
The newscast format was really interesting. Great show as always

DarthFagan
01-28-2008, 10:44 PM
Oh Jawa-Dee or Jawa-Dee...
How [censored] is your sexiness?

Great job Jawas!
Was that really Jorbex's niece at the end?

shazbazzar
01-28-2008, 11:01 PM
No.
It's TK_12's cousin!

TallestJawa
01-29-2008, 12:07 AM
First in the door! Alright, now do I want to sit up front, or up on the balcony? Hey...is--is that Richard LeParmentier? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif


While not your usual 5 minutes or less response time, a very respectable showing, Rawas. Still first in the door! Thanks. Yeah, that Jobs/Gates battle is fierce!

LaParmentier?! That <s>D1ck</s> Richard! He's after our nickel!



Great work by the Jawas (as usual). All I want to know is when do the Jawas get there own spin-off show? Like My Favorite Jawa or something?


Jawa Loves ChaChi? Nah, it won't play well in Korea




Dudes!
This is not just another FCTV episode. It's the best I've seen!
Go watch it, now!


Thanks! It's a bit busy, but if you watch it more than once we think you'll get it all. http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/smile.gif

You can play fun games with yourself. Like, "Spot the Tardis" or for super audio challenge: what is the sound effect of the Jedi temple rising out of the Thames?



I would like to get my ticket stub signed please, so I can frame it for future display.


Thank you very much! Jorbex has a signed one, he might consider auctioning it off for the right price....



The newscast format was really interesting. Great show as always


Thank you, thank you. We love specific feedback like this. The newscast format is fun to work with but it can be too tempting to just fall into the routine of newscast every week.



Oh Jawa-Dee or Jawa-Dee...
How [censored] is your sexiness?


Gosh, what with the robes and all, pretty well censored. Although Mrs. Jawa does seem to have a gleam in her eye....

Many many thanks to all our fans! http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Cramer
01-29-2008, 11:46 AM
Well, Eric was supposed to hold my spot, so now I'm keeping the Jelly Bellys and Sour Patch Kids candy for myself..

Anyway, from where I had to sit way in the back, between two fat guys, I liked what I was able to see over Yao Ming's twin in front of me.

Actually, I have an animated gif of that clone trooper as the wallpaper on my phone!
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k145/Alpha84/Alpha%20videos/starwarsbad9qa.gif

Jorbex
01-29-2008, 12:36 PM
Oh Jawa-Dee or Jawa-Dee...
How [censored] is your sexiness?

Great job Jawas!
Was that really Jorbex's niece at the end?



Just to clear this up once and for all... That's not my niece! I had nothing to do with that great video, at all. I have no idea why Jason & Pete credited me, but that was all TK's doing, really.

Having said that, let's move along...

Excellent work, Jawas. The newscast format is very good; I liked that animated Jason, it gives a little variety to the look of the show. Of course, if you did get those new headshots for Christmas like you asked, it would be even better, right? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Isn't it creepy how good the Imperial cog looks on top of the Union Jack? http://threads.rebelscum.com/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

jedinick1138
01-29-2008, 06:23 PM
Nice! Animated Jason was awesome, your skills are most impressive! And the whole BBC take on things was very entertaining! Keep it up!

Womp
01-29-2008, 08:11 PM
Very nice, Jawas. You continue to make me laugh, and I appreciate it.