I have a crush on Paris Hilton...for some reason.

[wooderson]

It scares the hell outta my wife. I have never been to Guess store until i saw her LARGE pictures in the windows. Now i own 2 button downs. I even have her Confessions book. My friends say she has a horse face. I'm not embarrassed, for some strange reason. What have i done?

[Adam_S]

Are you retarded?
P.S. I just heard about this on tv.

Some dude called paris hilton a fart in a mitten, and I cant stop laughing!

[Darth_Big_Boy]

Paris Hilton is NASTY! Someone needs to buy her some cheeseburgers or something.

[wooderson]

Are you retarded?
P.S. I just heard about this on tv.

Some dude called paris hilton a fart in a mitten, and I cant stop laughing!

That's hilarious. She is blanker than a fart. She's dumber than a box of rocks. I just can't figure out the attraction. And I hate blondes.

[iHu]

I can't figure out what anybody sees in that girl. Except that we've gotten to see everthing already, so what's the point anymore?

Maybe you're attracted to people who have a lot of work ahead of them -- climbing Vacuous Mountain is going to be her monumental task. She's the most vapid, insignificant media plaything of a generation. A.K.A. "a fart in a mitten"....

[wooderson]

I wish she had bigger ribs.
A chest with a rack of ribs
is justifiable.

And i'm compelled to get her CD.

Oh don't worry....Kate Hudson is still mine.
Gotta love THAT gene pool.

[_Jeff_]

Please please please don't get me started on Hiltton. I hate her with a passion, and being this is a clean forum, I won't say what I really think. I will say she is crap ugly, has no talent, is a rich snob, flat chested bimbo. And if it wasn't for the employees that work at her familys hotels, to make a living, and the people who vacation there, I would like every one of them to just blow up, and make Paris Hilton a poor lassy. That way she could learn what actuall work is. No offence Wood, but I can't seehow any man women, beast, or plant could like her. I would really just like to go up to her and............ not gong to say it as it's a bit violent. The only reason she's famous is because she ritch. If I here her say Thats hott one more time. Hot does not have two T's in it stupid. I am not the best speller, but arggggggg does just the thought of her [censored] me off.


I HATE HILTON

[Adam_S]

Yeah, that scumbag is in love with an arizonan football player!

I actually sae her boyfreind at the mall

She is kind of like a fart in a mitten, wherevber you go, you cant get rid of her!

What did she do to get famous anyway?

Cause her music SUKS!

[_Jeff_]

Man, I just looked at that fart in a mitton, and LMAO, something about it sums her up well. Considering, it's familly appropriate.

[outbreak]

Paris hilton is nothing but a stupid spoiled *****(thank you south park).