I have a crush on Paris Hilton...for some reason.

[hansolo_506]

This thread is HOT!

[wooderson]

All those things you guys mention i'm aware of.
I mean, come on, she doesn't even know how to
give "fellatio" to save her life. I love how
when Rick asks her in THAT video if she's having
fun, she says "No". I just have this intense
feeling for her. Maybe it's because she's a *****.
I feel like i'm being punished.

[_Jeff_]

Aww man Han, even in that picture she's as ugly as they come. I smell a fart, were is it coming from? My mitten...wha?


Man, even in that picture, her face looks filthy, er eyes are lopsided. MAN DO I HATE HER!


Aww this thread is stupid. No offence wood. It's not you, it's her.

[notanerd]

To each his own. Part of the appeal with Paris, I think, is that fact that she seems so easy in a high school girl kind of way. Her attitude and general lack of maturity (along with those pouty lips and dumber than a doorknob walking mattress look in her eyes) makes any guy feel like they have a chance with her.
Reasons I don't like Paris Hilton:
*She's shallow
*She's unbelievably stupid
*She's petty
*Her nose
*Too damn thin!
*She makes a fool out of herself and thinks it's cute
*Ego
Reason's I like Paris Hilton:
*She looks so easy
*She's a woman
*She's rich!

I wouldn't really be waiting for her in any line, but again, to each thier own. I have my favorites, like all us married guys do, so we should not bag on anyone "enjoying" any particular person. I fully believe us guys should spend more time enjoying all the scenery around us and stop being 100% negative on babes. Most chicks have something to offer some guy out there, we just have to stop being so picky.
I LOVE WOMEN!!!

[wooderson]

To each his own. Part of the appeal with Paris, I think, is that fact that she seems so easy in a high school girl kind of way. Her attitude and general lack of maturity (along with those pouty lips and dumber than a doorknob walking mattress look in her eyes) makes any guy feel like they have a chance with her.
Reasons I don't like Paris Hilton:
*She's shallow
*She's unbelievably stupid
*She's petty
*Her nose
*Too damn thin!
*She makes a fool out of herself and thinks it's cute
*Ego
Reason's I like Paris Hilton:
*She looks so easy
*She's a woman
*She's rich!

I wouldn't really be waiting for her in any line, but again, to each thier own. I have my favorites, like all us married guys do, so we should not bag on anyone "enjoying" any particular person. I fully believe us guys should spend more time enjoying all the scenery around us and stop being 100% negative on babes. Most chicks have something to offer some guy out there, we just have to stop being so picky.
I LOVE WOMEN!!!

And there you have it. Couldn't have said it better myself.
And the "looks easy".......prooobably. My wife is sooo much better looking than Paris. Hey...maybe she's my muse....eh?

[notanerd]

Thanks for the kind words. I really know, love, obssess, and appreciate the fairer half! Paris is definitely not cut out to be wife material. She's the toy you can play with and be not so gentle with, do the things the wife won't let you, then take off back home after about an hr or so type of babe. A no-stringer, if you know what I mean.

[wooderson]

Ahh...but would you care if you "broke her"?
Like "OH [censored]!!!! Where can i get another one.
OH man!!!! What'd i just do?"

[Dan_Cziraky]

I wouldn't touch Paris Hilton with Ron Jeremy's [censored], for fear that Ron might catch something nasty and incurable! Hilton's like the town bicycle, except in a town built in the middle of a toxic, medical waste dump. Sure, everybody's had a ride, but you take a long hot bath afterwards, and get your booster shots updated. And then you wonder why you even bothered with it in the first place.

[notanerd]

You mean break her financially, right?

[wooderson]

Ummm...yes... Yes i did.