Fort Myers Scalpers Pics

[Woody3rd]

These two neatly groomed folks are raiding the Fort Myers stores from early morning to the 8am Targets and throughout the day. The male is fat and dumpy with the thick glasses and dirty t-shirt. The she-male tags behind and helps to carry the hot toys for the dominate male. They take off running at 8am in the Targets, even when there is no one else at the doors with them. They know the DPCI Checker Machine and they lurk around the isles checking between Hotwheels and Star Wars. Once they get their fill, they head off to the next store in their Green Machine ScalperMobile. Keep an eye out and if you are wondering why you haven't found anything new, they have it all in their ScalperCave.

Later, Woody

[LightSword]

Dude, that is funny as hell! You've caught them in the act.

They drive a van. Makes me wonder how many figures they have in there. Their bags look kid of small, though but I bet they are all ugh figures in them.

How the hell did you manage to take those pics?

[LightSword]

Hey , is the she-male the one in the purple shirt? Is that a man or a woman. kind of looks as if it has breasts

It's a good thing I haven't seem them around Naples but now I know in case they want to hit here

[Woody3rd]

I saw them run in ahead of me at the Target. They sneaked around the toy isles and started grabbing weird stuff. I didn't see anything new for SW, so I went to my car in the parking lot to wait for them. I took the pics while sitting in my car. They sat for awhile, probably checking the weird stuff that they bought and lit up some smokes. They started up the ScalperMobile and headed out. Later I saw them poking around in the SW stuff at a Walmart. When I came near the SW stuff, they turned and went to the Hotwheels isle. Dirty little scrubs.

Later, Woody

[Woody3rd]

Yeah, she-male is in the stained purple shirt, infact, she was the one driving when they left. That dude has got it made!

[LightSword]

Dude, you should like go all around the state taking pics of this scum at every town and creating a Most Wanted Scalper list. Good job on showing up their faces

[Seize9]

ROFLMAO!! freakin' hilarious!

[DarthHideous]

Nice pictures.

[MasterHorn]

lol good stuff

[ShoNuff15]

to quote Austin Powers "It's a MAN, baby! Yeah!"



i wish i would have been able to take a snapshot of the winner that was lurking in the toy dept. of a WM i went to tonight. Blowing through the Hot Wheels and Nascars like a Tasmanian Devil. He saw me carrying SW figures and glared at me like i was invading his turf. He looked like what my wife and i like to call an "I.N.P" (Internet Predator)