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Thread: OT: Tops 10 Reason Star Wars is Better than Star Trek

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    OT: Tops 10 Reason Star Wars is Better than Star Trek

    I saw this many years ago and though it was great:


    Top 10 Reasons Star Wars is Better than Star Trek

    Top 10 Reasons the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the
    Star Trek Universe:

    10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on
    "stun."

    9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit
    and a crew of twenty just to go into warp -- the Millennium Falcon
    does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookiee.

    8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
    Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy
    Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

    7. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
    action.

    6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
    encounters.

    5. One word: "light sabers".

    4. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
    Slave I.

    3. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

    2. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at
    one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

    1. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72skywalker View Post
    5. One word: "light sabers".
    That's...

    Never mind
    Last edited by Sharp; 03-22-2014 at 06:27 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72skywalker View Post

    2. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at
    one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
    I just choked on my drink. That's some funny s&^t...
    "It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy, it would just be the way."

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