Best "Worst" Change You Can Imagine For Future OT releases

[Mildoo]

Even more awful changes......

[TheNightmare]

Every character is an Ewok.

[PaulJH]

I read somewhere that at the end of Revenge of the Sith, Jimmy Smitts now says "Have the protocol droids memory wiped ... and remove the rockets from inside the astromech too"

[Cloned_By_Hasbro]

I say we just go for it! At this point I think the best we might hope for is an OT so full of laughable crap...

I kind of agree And you, Sinkie, being this thread's originator, should compile a list of our wackiest/best ideas and submit the list to Lucas so that we can finally get a Once-And-For-All-Totally-Perfected-Version of the Original Trilogy for its 3D theatrical release.

So, my ideas:

Before leaving Kenobi's hut, Obi-Wan gives Luke a blood test to ascertain the boy's midichlorean count - you know, to be sure that Luke really has what it takes to become the Jedi he needs to become.

Seeing the Sebulba creature added to Jabba's palace makes me realize: the other pod racer aliens need corollaries (or direct appearances as their older selves) in the original trilogy. One Very Acceptable Solution: in one of the Cantina's alcoves, there could be a television (or whatever the Star Wars technical equivalent is of a TV), broadcasting a pod race! Also in this alcove, sitting around the table would be many (or all?) of the surviving pod racers from Episode I, drinking it up, somewhat sorrowfully reliving their glory days.

As a necessary companion scene to the Cantina improvement mentioned above: right before Luke and Obi-Wan enter the Cantina, Ben Quadrineros should come stumbling drunkenly out of the Cantina's front door. Or, instead, to have this special effect be a tad more subtle (and thus significantly more artistic) it could occur in the background in the scene where C-3PO notices the sandtroopers gathering to check out the Cantina.

In fact, it is important that as many of the alien species from the prequels as possible should have corollaries inserted into the original trilogy. Otherwise, how are we supposed to know that these alien species didn't all die in the destructive transpirings between Episodes III and IV? Just imagine how perfect it would be to have the Kaminoans as citizens of Cloud City! And doesn't Jabba's palace and the sail barge scene need more alien diversity? Add some renegade Gungans!

During Luke's introduction to the force on board the Millenium Falcon, Han Solo should be seen repeatedly practicing the maneuver of stealthily unlatching and drawing his firearm, shifting his head to the side, and then recoiling his hand as if he'd just fired off a shot, reliving his recent encounter with Greedo. Then his subsequent line about "hokey religions and ancient weapons [being] no match for a good blaster at your side" can be overdubbed with something to the effect of: "Even when you're as proficient with your weapon as the best of us - sometimes it all comes down to whose side The Force is on. Oh yeah!" [Twirls his blaster around his finger before re-holstering it.]

Add fan-favorite bounty hunters from the Prequels and Clone Wars to the Executor Bounty Hunters on the bridge scene. Aura Sing could be Bossk's girlfriend(?), and there could also be another female bounty hunter dressed like Zam Wesell (same outfit, but different colors) who would, yes indeed, be Zam Wesell's daughter, secretly longing to revenge her mother by killing Jango Fett's son. This sub-plot would help to tie the two trilogies together, and since Zam's daughter would naturally be a Changeling, that would add a whole new level of suspense to Empire. Is that an Ugnaught, or is it... Zam Wesell's daughter?!?!

Speaking of Boba Fett, he's cool, so we need more of him. Fett should be seen standing next to the Slave I on a Cloud City landing platform, observing the Falcon as it arrives. As the Falcon flies out of frame, Boba Fett looks over to a doorway where Lando is standing, in the custody of Darth Vader and several Stormtroopers. The addition of this scene would make Lando's line of: "I had no choice. They arrived right before you did" so much more meaningful!

ESB Puppet Yoda needs to get replaced with CG Prequel Yoda so that it will be easier to add liver spots and/or other aging effects to Yoda.

Before Luke enters the cave on Dagobah, there should be a flashback and a Frank Oz voice-over to recount some epic battle that took place between Yoda and a DarkSideDagobahDweller to clarify just how exactly the cave got the way it did.

In Return of The Jedi Special Edition, when Boba Fett is mackin' that one dancer chick... it never quite made any sense. How's he gonna make a move with his helmet on? So, duh, next edit should replace Boba Fett's helmeted head with Temura Morrison's [unhelmeted] head. In the following scene, when he draws his blaster at Boushh's thermal detonator threat, he could either have put his helmet on by then, or it could still be off. Doesn't matter.

The jawa in Jabba's palace must scream, at some point: "Utini ! ! ! ! ! !"

George Lucas (and other family members?) ought to be digitally inserted as [one of the] Imperial Dignitaries.

Wait, backtrack: not enough tension in the battle over the sarlacc, so I think the sarlacc needs to spew globs of corrosive digestive juices in the direction of our heroes as they're fighting for their lives.

In ewok village, when Leia is talking about her mother, Luke sees Natalie Portman hovering in JediSpirit form on one of the rope bridges in the background, walking hand in hand with Hayden Christensen in JediSpirit form as well. This would help clarify how Leia was able to remember her mother's face (because PadmeGhost is always there, watching), and would also explain why it is that YoungAnakin appears instead of OldAnakin next to YodaGhost and ObiGhost at the end of the film: because when TrueJedi Anakin was 'killed' by Darth Vader, he becomes YoungAnakinGhost so he gets to be with PadmeGhost together forever, as it was always meant to be.

See? It all comes full circle! Recipe for Masterpiece!

[MisterNLD]

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[Mildoo]

Instead of Hayden standing there in his Jedi Spirit form, Make it Jake Lloyd. Much more innocent imo!

[Darth_Engelhast]

Instead of Hayden standing there in his Jedi Spirit form, Make it Jake Lloyd. Much more innocent imo!

Or an awkward morph from Jake Lloyd on up all the way to Sebastian Shaw...including the Animated Cline Wars appearance.

[marshubo]

If the metal bikini is too risque, then he also needs to remove the incestuous kiss!

[Darth_Engelhast]

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George will digitally alter that so Leia just gives Luke a friendly peck on the forehead....it will totally change the context of Han and Chewie's reaction to that of them making fun of Luke for not getting to 2nd base.

[Revanfan1]

If the metal bikini is too risque, then he also needs to remove the incestuous kiss!

Pssh! This from the franchise that gave us this: