Hey all, I hope this is the right place to post this.
There is an official merchandise Darth Vader SD card reader available only in Taiwan.
I was the model for the video shoot they did locally. I'm currently living in Taiwan, so I can help anybody buy/ship it if they want.
It's pretty high tech: one end is a Lightning for iphone/ipad, the other end is Micro USB, and there is a micro SD card slot in between.
The price is like 68~ $ US without shipping I think.